bobbytee

Got some shocking news from a close friend of mine last night. We were out touring around smoking dubes and she mentions that she had a 3 some a year or 2 back. I took it with a grain of salt, i'm sure we've all done things of that sort from time to time. What shocked me was that the news came from her. She is one the most quite, unassuming ppl you will ever meet. I thought "well what else hasn't she told me?" I asked her "whats the wildest thing you have ever done?" her answer? " One night i ate a handful of mushrooms, went and saw tea party in concert, got into a fight with a girl and beat her unconcious, then ran and hid , accidently setting some tents on fire and then i took it up the ass from some guy" Imagine my surprise, my sweet inocent friend was as fucked up as me. I swear i must have laughed for like 10 minutes straight when she told me about her resulting inability to shit after her first anal experience. So there you have it , my journal entry for today