Just a list I compiled of classic "DUDES WHO SUCK."
1. Guys with raised trucks with monster wheels with decals that often read things like "bad ass boys, with bad ass toys." Dude, get over yourself, the tuff guy routine is pathetic. Obviously you have low self esteem. Maybe there's a decal for that.
2. Guys who desperately try to be Mr. Exciting all the time, constantly pretending to be having more fun then they really are, no matter how lame the situation. Very common at Marina bars. Classic one liners like "boo ya!" and "lets do this!" Barf, someone punch this guy.
3. Guys who always wear visors, and pink lacoste polo shirts. This look usually comes equipt with bleached tips spiked up above the visor, and an arrogant attitude. WORST GUY.
4. Guys named Chad. Hey, im sorry, i mean, i know you didn't have a choice what your name is, but just because your name is Chad doesn't mean you have to suck at life.
5. Guys who spike up their lame, ugly mohawks in the mirror at the gym BEFORE they start working out. This idiot is known for asking complete stangers to "spot him," or say things like "hey bro, nice tats." Dude, i don't know you, you look ridiculous, and i don't care to have a conversation with you on any subject whatsoever.
6. White guys who dress like gangster rappers. Sometimes this guy even thinks he is a rapper. I have news for you, you're not.
7. Guys who frequent the tanning salon so much that they look orange. Sometimes they really over do it and turn almost completely black. It doesn't look natural man, in fact, you look like you got shot out of a canon.
8. Guys who always bring their own CD of crappy music and insist on playing it in your car when you give them a ride.
9. Middle aged guys who start getting facial piercings. Not workin for ya dude.
10. Guys who wear bluetooths when they arent driving. Even wearing them when you ARE driving is pushing it, but do you really have to wear it when you are waiting in line at Starbucks? Or at the grocery store? Or in the movie theatre? You aren't as important as you think you are.
11. Guys who strike up conversation with you when you're at the urinal taking a leak. The look over, and the "Sup bro.." Im like, dude, fuck off, im pissing, wtf.
Ok thats it.
1. Guys with raised trucks with monster wheels with decals that often read things like "bad ass boys, with bad ass toys." Dude, get over yourself, the tuff guy routine is pathetic. Obviously you have low self esteem. Maybe there's a decal for that.
2. Guys who desperately try to be Mr. Exciting all the time, constantly pretending to be having more fun then they really are, no matter how lame the situation. Very common at Marina bars. Classic one liners like "boo ya!" and "lets do this!" Barf, someone punch this guy.
3. Guys who always wear visors, and pink lacoste polo shirts. This look usually comes equipt with bleached tips spiked up above the visor, and an arrogant attitude. WORST GUY.
4. Guys named Chad. Hey, im sorry, i mean, i know you didn't have a choice what your name is, but just because your name is Chad doesn't mean you have to suck at life.
5. Guys who spike up their lame, ugly mohawks in the mirror at the gym BEFORE they start working out. This idiot is known for asking complete stangers to "spot him," or say things like "hey bro, nice tats." Dude, i don't know you, you look ridiculous, and i don't care to have a conversation with you on any subject whatsoever.
6. White guys who dress like gangster rappers. Sometimes this guy even thinks he is a rapper. I have news for you, you're not.
7. Guys who frequent the tanning salon so much that they look orange. Sometimes they really over do it and turn almost completely black. It doesn't look natural man, in fact, you look like you got shot out of a canon.
8. Guys who always bring their own CD of crappy music and insist on playing it in your car when you give them a ride.
9. Middle aged guys who start getting facial piercings. Not workin for ya dude.
10. Guys who wear bluetooths when they arent driving. Even wearing them when you ARE driving is pushing it, but do you really have to wear it when you are waiting in line at Starbucks? Or at the grocery store? Or in the movie theatre? You aren't as important as you think you are.
11. Guys who strike up conversation with you when you're at the urinal taking a leak. The look over, and the "Sup bro.." Im like, dude, fuck off, im pissing, wtf.
Ok thats it.
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mae_:
Haha this has made me laugh so much at work before I have to teach a hard class!!! Awesomeness Thankies 
melyza:
lol... awesome list