bob_dobalina

have a hard knockin, body rockin weekend!

it happened again last night. i have been cursed with the talent of a chef but am trapped in the body of a big porn defender. do i dare turn my back on my duty to protect your right to enjoy adult entertainment and attempt to take the culinary world by storm? i broiled a steak last night that was nothing short of superb (yes,...
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the big boss man is screening a copy of patriot games that he downloaded from movielink on the big plasma screen thingy outside my office right now. i forgot that thora birch was in this movie. she was soooo cute as a little girl. movielink is the new movie downloading service that the major movie studios have created as an alternative to file sharing, of...
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spent about a half hour last nite just kickin it against the exterior of the catalina jazz club listening to the sweet licks of legendary jazz guitarist kenny burrell. although i had to try to ignore the sounds of passing traffic at times, musical brilliance still shines despite background noise or having to listen in from the outside. it was really nice out last nite...
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y'all will have to excuse my previous journal entry. i couldn't help but put it here as it is my very first press release ("look, ma! no hands!"). on my way out the office upon the conclusion of this entry. tonite's plans include firing something up for dinner, hitting the gym and then loitering a la jay and silent bob (thanks to sure-sh0t for the...
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more porn than you can shake a stick at

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AVN ADULT ENTERTAINMENT EXPO REGISTRATION OPEN

WORLD'S LARGEST ADULT TRADE SHOW RETURNS TO LAS VEGAS IN JANUARY

November 11, 2002, Encino, California

Registration is now open for retailers, manufacturers, distributors, buyers, press, and fans of adult entertainment to attend the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, being held January 9-12, 2003, at the Sands Expo Center in...
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the sun feels hot on my back
its reflection off my keyboard makes me squint
three days of rain and the air in los angeles is so clean it hurts my lungs
i may have to call in sick tomorrow and go to the beach
i met a charming golden retriever named samantha on saturday and now i want a dog

i met up with my dad last night and he told me that he's hired a former miss america to work for him as a consultant. i laughed at the thought and said, "wow, dad, perhaps you could get her to consult DEEZ NUTS!"

he didn't find it very funny. and i'm guessing you don't either.

i had my first crush when i was five years old. the sicilians call it "the thunderbolt" when you're struck sensless and left paralyzed by a beautiful female.

ho visto niente.

this thunderbolt streaked down from the hand of zeus himself seated at the summit of mt. olympus and made its way through time and space into a hospital room in washington, dc where i...
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i hope everybody voted. when i went to cast my vote yesterday, there was a very pretty african american lady at the polling place. i've seen her on tv before, i just don't know her name. i smiled and she informed me that i couldn't afford her with a sniff and a half turn. as it turns out, she lives in the nice condos located...
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