on this day in history...
1692 - bridget bishop, the first woman in salem found guilty of practicing witchcraft, is hanged.
1714 - 14 year old anne brennan kicks the crap out of a young man after he tries to make a crude pass at her. while he went on to spend several months recovering from a broken jaw, anne relocates to the bahamas before...
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1692 - bridget bishop, the first woman in salem found guilty of practicing witchcraft, is hanged.
1714 - 14 year old anne brennan kicks the crap out of a young man after he tries to make a crude pass at her. while he went on to spend several months recovering from a broken jaw, anne relocates to the bahamas before...
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i'm all fucked up inside
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ikilledpinky:
theres a cure for it, and i know you know what it is.
thepirate:
Is this a pepto bismol sort of fucked up on the inside?... or one of those much harder to solve kinds....
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kandinsky's gelbe spitze
from cnn.com...
Bomb plot suspected in L.A.
MONTEREY PARK, California (AP) --A man in prison for vehicle theft is suspected of planning a significant attack, say authorities who uncovered an arsenal of semiautomatic assault weapons, ammunition, pipe bombs and barrels of jet fuel.
No charges have been filed, but the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms is investigating,...
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kandinsky's gelbe spitze
from cnn.com...
Bomb plot suspected in L.A.
MONTEREY PARK, California (AP) --A man in prison for vehicle theft is suspected of planning a significant attack, say authorities who uncovered an arsenal of semiautomatic assault weapons, ammunition, pipe bombs and barrels of jet fuel.
No charges have been filed, but the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms is investigating,...
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alexis:
Hey... hilights of the mixed tape include old skool soul music - ie. Son of a preacher man, marvin gaye, snoop... some ode to herb music - mary jane, pusherman and of course... queen, the clash, and tenacious D.
ratgirl:
dude, it ain't really my bday. not til september. I was just tryin to be satanic with the whole 6/6/66 date. even though that's really an extra six and all. but thanks anyways! 
today marks the 29th wedding anniversary of my parents. so happy anniversary, mom and dad!
back when daddy-went-a-courtin', he actually had a selection of women from which he was to choose a bride. his family had achieved a certain level of prominence back in the day in his native south korea and when the time came for dad to get hitched, the newspapers ran all...
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back when daddy-went-a-courtin', he actually had a selection of women from which he was to choose a bride. his family had achieved a certain level of prominence back in the day in his native south korea and when the time came for dad to get hitched, the newspapers ran all...
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hollywoodrocks:
wow.. that is really great..
congratulations
congratulations
ratgirl:
shucks, thanks! I feel better already. 
i can't think of anything interesting to write about or share with you so here's what's been shaking in my hood for the past few days...
thursday nite marked dave's return to los angeles after a year at law school. he flew in from nyc to spend the summer out here, living in venice and splitting time between jobs in downtown and malibu. ravenous for...
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thursday nite marked dave's return to los angeles after a year at law school. he flew in from nyc to spend the summer out here, living in venice and splitting time between jobs in downtown and malibu. ravenous for...
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wendy1:
I need a recipe.
ratgirl:
he he. you said "hairy nuts"
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sometime's i wonder why i've been so blessed. it's really easy to dwell on one's perceived flaws or areas of their lives where they don't always feel fulfilled but i really try to place emphasis on positivity. go ahead and put a big fuckin boot on the foot that kicks ass and let it stomp some shit. big ups to terpsichore, the...
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sometime's i wonder why i've been so blessed. it's really easy to dwell on one's perceived flaws or areas of their lives where they don't always feel fulfilled but i really try to place emphasis on positivity. go ahead and put a big fuckin boot on the foot that kicks ass and let it stomp some shit. big ups to terpsichore, the...
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freyja__:
you will always be the original to me.
:>
:>
ratgirl:
whaddup homeskiznillet.
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this was slipped under the door of my hotel room
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Dear Guest:
The Air Force has scheduled a series of training sessions along the Potomac River. The first of these sessions is scheduled for tonight between the hours of 10:30 pm and midnight. Please do not be alarmed should you hear or see F-16's flying low over the Potomac River. This...
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this was slipped under the door of my hotel room
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Dear Guest:
The Air Force has scheduled a series of training sessions along the Potomac River. The first of these sessions is scheduled for tonight between the hours of 10:30 pm and midnight. Please do not be alarmed should you hear or see F-16's flying low over the Potomac River. This...
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alexis:
I had the same kid as last time take my pics (you will notice similar styles in photography). He is my friend without benefits, but I love him anyways. He works for sushi.
mrzablowdowski:
bombs away... baby!
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the big porn defender show is going on the road once again. i'm headed for capitol hill on sunday for another action packed week full of power lunches and legislative advocacy. this type of stuff really is the best part of my job, the actual moments when preparation and organization pay off in measureable results. one of the more important things that...
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the big porn defender show is going on the road once again. i'm headed for capitol hill on sunday for another action packed week full of power lunches and legislative advocacy. this type of stuff really is the best part of my job, the actual moments when preparation and organization pay off in measureable results. one of the more important things that...
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ratgirl:
here's one for ya:
Two rednecks from Tennessee walk into a bar. They sit down at the bar drinking their brews and talking about cattle prices. Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute, it becomes apparent that the lady is choking. The rednecks turn and look at the choking lady. One redneck asked the lady, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shook her head. The other redneck asked, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman, beginning to turn a little blue, shook her head. The first redneck walked over to the lady, lifted up the back of her skirt, pulled down her panties and ran his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back! This shocked the woman into a violent spasm, the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. The redneck walked back to the bar and took a drink of his beer. His buddy said, "Ya know, I'd heard about that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I never seen anybody actually do it!"
har har
Two rednecks from Tennessee walk into a bar. They sit down at the bar drinking their brews and talking about cattle prices. Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute, it becomes apparent that the lady is choking. The rednecks turn and look at the choking lady. One redneck asked the lady, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shook her head. The other redneck asked, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman, beginning to turn a little blue, shook her head. The first redneck walked over to the lady, lifted up the back of her skirt, pulled down her panties and ran his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back! This shocked the woman into a violent spasm, the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. The redneck walked back to the bar and took a drink of his beer. His buddy said, "Ya know, I'd heard about that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I never seen anybody actually do it!"
har har
ikilledpinky:
i have a half ounce of 'choclate chip'
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and now, back to our regular scheduled programing...
there's only two weeks till the NORML Great American Bowl kicks off at the palace in hollywood. don't forget to buy your tickets and support the cause.
LEGALIZE IT!!!
on this day in history
1878 - vaseline is sold for the first time
1897 - legendary clarinetist and soprano saxophone player sidney bechet is...
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and now, back to our regular scheduled programing...
there's only two weeks till the NORML Great American Bowl kicks off at the palace in hollywood. don't forget to buy your tickets and support the cause.
LEGALIZE IT!!!
on this day in history
1878 - vaseline is sold for the first time
1897 - legendary clarinetist and soprano saxophone player sidney bechet is...
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freyja__:
there are so many crackhead mayors in this country.
seriously.
scary shit.
seriously.
scary shit.
thepirate:
It's always great when you can hear not only the rotors, but the cop using the bullhorn to threaten whoever they're chasing.
"Stop or we'll use force."
Not exactly what I'd like to hear right over my apartment at 1 in the morning.
"Stop or we'll use force."
Not exactly what I'd like to hear right over my apartment at 1 in the morning.
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dedicated to the dutchess of boobietown
ain't that a bitch. and a shitty way to start your day. getting to work, turn on the 'puter, check out your SG page and find your friends list to be short one person. in the end i don't plan on getting all weepy and i won't write a 2,000 word profanity-ladden dissertation about the blind...
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dedicated to the dutchess of boobietown
ain't that a bitch. and a shitty way to start your day. getting to work, turn on the 'puter, check out your SG page and find your friends list to be short one person. in the end i don't plan on getting all weepy and i won't write a 2,000 word profanity-ladden dissertation about the blind...
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cardcheat:
Amen my friend. Glad you're not an idiot.
thirtyseven:
lay off the dope! you're repeating yourself in my journal!
what a day!!
i'm sorry to hear about your ex.
that's the worst thing ever.
my friend lisa (whom you met) is going through that with her brother right now and she's so torn up.
*big hugs to you*
xo