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the picture before your eyes is tomorrow's destination, the nation's capitol. i'm off to dc to lobby congress for all of next week. the dope smokin, ball scratchin big porn defender is packing up the covered wagons and heading east to see your united states representatives and senators to sweat out issues such as censorship and digital rights management. before any of that lobbying thing can take place, i'm spending some time with the folks. the house should be a full one by the time i arrive tomorrow night, mom and dad are playing host to an opera primadonna, a single mom and her baby, and said baby's grandparents. i'm going to see the diva perform on sunday nite with the washington opera and the rest of the guests are in town for a wedding. i can hang with the opera but there's nofuckingway my parents are going to drag me to a wedding.
i'm looking forward to seeing mom and dad, especially since my birthday's just round the corner. i'm going to hit mom up to go out for sushi (woohoo!) and hopefully i can convince them to pay for my airfare to prague for this summerin lieu of a birthday present. ideally i'd like to present them with some good news, as in "i got accepted into business school" but seeing as i haven't gotten any replies, that shit won't be happening. on the other hand i did make the headlines of the porno news network this week so i can share that with the parents. lord knows, momma loves hearing about her little boy's accolades from the adult entertainment industry (hehe).
i'm still really peeved that i got to spend my birthday taking a bunch of people that i don't know out to dinner. i suppose it's not as bad as the time i got dumped on my birthday but it's a reasonaly close second. my boss, the vp, the president of the company, AND the chairman of our board of directors are doing to DC and yet the task falls to me to gather the ducklings and take them out to eat. i best stop bitching about it lest they find out that it is my birthday and do something humiliating like sing.
seeing as my flight departs tomorrow morning, anyone that requires my pusherman services best get a hold of me TONITE. otherwise, i hope you got a good hook or its time to start scraping and scrounging.
in other news: i smell really nice today.
the picture before your eyes is tomorrow's destination, the nation's capitol. i'm off to dc to lobby congress for all of next week. the dope smokin, ball scratchin big porn defender is packing up the covered wagons and heading east to see your united states representatives and senators to sweat out issues such as censorship and digital rights management. before any of that lobbying thing can take place, i'm spending some time with the folks. the house should be a full one by the time i arrive tomorrow night, mom and dad are playing host to an opera primadonna, a single mom and her baby, and said baby's grandparents. i'm going to see the diva perform on sunday nite with the washington opera and the rest of the guests are in town for a wedding. i can hang with the opera but there's nofuckingway my parents are going to drag me to a wedding.
i'm looking forward to seeing mom and dad, especially since my birthday's just round the corner. i'm going to hit mom up to go out for sushi (woohoo!) and hopefully i can convince them to pay for my airfare to prague for this summerin lieu of a birthday present. ideally i'd like to present them with some good news, as in "i got accepted into business school" but seeing as i haven't gotten any replies, that shit won't be happening. on the other hand i did make the headlines of the porno news network this week so i can share that with the parents. lord knows, momma loves hearing about her little boy's accolades from the adult entertainment industry (hehe).
i'm still really peeved that i got to spend my birthday taking a bunch of people that i don't know out to dinner. i suppose it's not as bad as the time i got dumped on my birthday but it's a reasonaly close second. my boss, the vp, the president of the company, AND the chairman of our board of directors are doing to DC and yet the task falls to me to gather the ducklings and take them out to eat. i best stop bitching about it lest they find out that it is my birthday and do something humiliating like sing.
seeing as my flight departs tomorrow morning, anyone that requires my pusherman services best get a hold of me TONITE. otherwise, i hope you got a good hook or its time to start scraping and scrounging.
in other news: i smell really nice today.
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http://members.aol.com/poopymcdave/birthday.mp3
-do you still smell nice?
Dave
happy birthday from a total stranger who wandered into your profile, which you will not notice unless you visit SG during your trip to DC
bong connected to vaporizer...dammit, you're a connoisseur