seeing has its been nearly a week since my last update, i figured i better throw some more shit against the wall and see what sticks...
shifty and shady came over last nite to vaporize and watch television footage of the bombs over baghdad that our tax dollars purchased. the footage was fairly disappointing, no big explosions or neat special camera angles so we made do with more vaporizing and watched a little mamet. "it's not a lie, it's a gift for fiction." post mamet was an episode of the simpsons and the evening was capped off by a midnight stroll to the donut shop. the guy working the donut shop didn't seem to enthused when three red-eyed potheads walked in. the comedic highlight of the evening was provided by shady, who took 5 minutes deciding on each donut he wanted (he ended up with 3) and then asking the rather annoyed clerk in typical shady fashion, "you got strawberry milk?" i nearly dropped my donut, i was laughing so hard.
professional responsibilities have prevented me from updating at my usual pace. its a rather unique time of year when i'm doing both adult entertainment (yes i mean PORN) stuff and legislative crap. since it's an election year, all these elected officials are out there trying to make a name for themselves (if not a headline) as someone who cares about protecting families. naturally, its at the cost of your constitutionally guaranteed right to creative expression. plus there's two trips to washington, dc on the horizon where i get to plan, train and finally take a bunch of people around the district to lobby congress.
this weekend promises to kick major ass. my brother dambae is coming down from davis on spring break. i'm looking forward to seeing that sumbitch again and kicking his ass on the golf course. spree is coming up from san diego to drop off a zip of the funtastic bombastic homegrow that i can't help but keep talking about. i'll get dank this good maybe two or three times a year. and i'm trying to psyche myself up to talk to this smokinese penthouse pet that works out in my gym. i'd like to think that i've gotten wiser over time but somehow, i doubt that my game has evolved beyond the "i know someone who likes you" notes that were standard practices of junior high.
one last thing... come to king king in hollywood on monday nite for a dose of the soul-fixin' blues! it's only $5 at the door, the bartender is on point, and there aren't crowds or scenesters to deal with. the house band's harnonica player can fucking blow so do yourself a favor and e-mail me or check out the thread in the sgla group for details.
shifty and shady came over last nite to vaporize and watch television footage of the bombs over baghdad that our tax dollars purchased. the footage was fairly disappointing, no big explosions or neat special camera angles so we made do with more vaporizing and watched a little mamet. "it's not a lie, it's a gift for fiction." post mamet was an episode of the simpsons and the evening was capped off by a midnight stroll to the donut shop. the guy working the donut shop didn't seem to enthused when three red-eyed potheads walked in. the comedic highlight of the evening was provided by shady, who took 5 minutes deciding on each donut he wanted (he ended up with 3) and then asking the rather annoyed clerk in typical shady fashion, "you got strawberry milk?" i nearly dropped my donut, i was laughing so hard.
professional responsibilities have prevented me from updating at my usual pace. its a rather unique time of year when i'm doing both adult entertainment (yes i mean PORN) stuff and legislative crap. since it's an election year, all these elected officials are out there trying to make a name for themselves (if not a headline) as someone who cares about protecting families. naturally, its at the cost of your constitutionally guaranteed right to creative expression. plus there's two trips to washington, dc on the horizon where i get to plan, train and finally take a bunch of people around the district to lobby congress.
this weekend promises to kick major ass. my brother dambae is coming down from davis on spring break. i'm looking forward to seeing that sumbitch again and kicking his ass on the golf course. spree is coming up from san diego to drop off a zip of the funtastic bombastic homegrow that i can't help but keep talking about. i'll get dank this good maybe two or three times a year. and i'm trying to psyche myself up to talk to this smokinese penthouse pet that works out in my gym. i'd like to think that i've gotten wiser over time but somehow, i doubt that my game has evolved beyond the "i know someone who likes you" notes that were standard practices of junior high.
one last thing... come to king king in hollywood on monday nite for a dose of the soul-fixin' blues! it's only $5 at the door, the bartender is on point, and there aren't crowds or scenesters to deal with. the house band's harnonica player can fucking blow so do yourself a favor and e-mail me or check out the thread in the sgla group for details.
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these things should never be a block to real life
that's just the silliest thing i've ever heard!
i hope you are reunited with your fantasy girl soon!