on this day in history...
1519 cortez and the conquistadors land in mexico... native people everywhere bend over and kiss their asses good-bye
1781 sir william herschel sees the collective prostration of native people and incorrectly calls it a comet. further investigation proves that he's actually discovered uranus.
1961 pablo picasso weds jacqueline rocque. i wonder if she knew what kind of fucked up answers she'd get to the penultimate question, "do these pants make me look fat?"
1519 cortez and the conquistadors land in mexico... native people everywhere bend over and kiss their asses good-bye
1781 sir william herschel sees the collective prostration of native people and incorrectly calls it a comet. further investigation proves that he's actually discovered uranus.
1961 pablo picasso weds jacqueline rocque. i wonder if she knew what kind of fucked up answers she'd get to the penultimate question, "do these pants make me look fat?"
errrr............yeah........