somehow i've transformed into the scourge of the soccer mom...
during my lunch break today, i scored a few cds at one of my favorite used cd joints (new mark farina, new jean grae, and a used 2-disc patti smith compilation) and was walking to my car when i spotted a lady sitting in her oversized luxo cruiser penile supplement. i was happy, new music does that to me and i can't help it, and i wasn't rockin the regular strut and scowl upon my exit from the music shop. i heard a synchronized *ka-chunk* of four doors and a trunk being locked and came to the realization that mrs. SUV, in a fit of anxiety, locked her doors upon spotting me. i look at her and she gives me a little flinch, confirmation that she indeed flipped a switch, making the gentrification between her and me complete. i was in my place and she was safely locked away in hers.
twenty bucks says she incarcerates herself on a regular basis in one of those "gated communities."
during my lunch break today, i scored a few cds at one of my favorite used cd joints (new mark farina, new jean grae, and a used 2-disc patti smith compilation) and was walking to my car when i spotted a lady sitting in her oversized luxo cruiser penile supplement. i was happy, new music does that to me and i can't help it, and i wasn't rockin the regular strut and scowl upon my exit from the music shop. i heard a synchronized *ka-chunk* of four doors and a trunk being locked and came to the realization that mrs. SUV, in a fit of anxiety, locked her doors upon spotting me. i look at her and she gives me a little flinch, confirmation that she indeed flipped a switch, making the gentrification between her and me complete. i was in my place and she was safely locked away in hers.
twenty bucks says she incarcerates herself on a regular basis in one of those "gated communities."
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ratgirl:
scared of lil ol you? 
thirtyseven:
firm. you'd think all politicians would be savvy enough to know a firm handshake is necessary. i heard billl clinton had a good one.