after three very itchy days, i was able to have the large and terribly obtrusive bandage on my back removed yesterday. since i was under orders from doctor fancypants (he's got some sharp suits) not to get the bandage wet, i must admit that after a night of drinking and dancing and a day in the sun at the playboy jazz festival, this boy was ripe. a friend recommended that i get a table shower in thai town but i declined the offer since i wasn't really feeling the potential of the 3 am on sunday shift.
dr. fancypants said it was ok for me to shower so the first thing i did when i got home last nite was get myself all wet and soapy. immortal words spring to mind, first uttered by my friend spider after he entered the rally phase of "boot and rally" at a house party one summer long ago...
"ladies, it's safe to make out with me now."
dr. fancypants said it was ok for me to shower so the first thing i did when i got home last nite was get myself all wet and soapy. immortal words spring to mind, first uttered by my friend spider after he entered the rally phase of "boot and rally" at a house party one summer long ago...
"ladies, it's safe to make out with me now."
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*lowers head*