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My roommate Scott was at 7-11 a couple nights ago after a party and got punched in the face by some guy who accused him of hitting on his girl. Anyway, scott shows up in the middle of the night with his lip literally split in half. Crazy boy wasn't even planning on getting stitched up until I said something. Man, that would've been one scary lip after it healed. Then, last night he's walking home and gets attacked by a raccoon. It first attacked his dog, who was fighting it off and then attacked him, running up his entire body and just missing his face when Scott punched him away.
Bad luck eh?