Hey, so meet my crazy friend Miles 
You'll love him and want to strangle him just as much!
Miles says:
"i'll bark at your dog. i play drums, i paint on people, i take photographs. i have a successful house, a three story dog and a goal oriented girlfriend. if your timid, shy or lame....i'll scare you or make you cry. if you make me laugh, and i think you're hot......i'll take you to my favorite roof-top roost, feed you and get you drunk. i smoke and drink. i lie about my age. my work is bright lights high profile tv type shit and my play is dark, dank, moody and loud. i travel alot. i'll jump out of your airplane if you'll let me, if not, i'll jump out of another, my friends are totally fucking awesome, and tolerent, i'll laugh at my own jokes until someone else joins in, or i get bored, i get bored very easily and when i get bored i leave your party, if the demo model at costco breaks, i wont buy it. i like building big ol forts in the living room. i can fit over 30 grapes in my mouth, or one chocolate eclair, i like lighting things on fire. safety first hahahahaha, i like riding things that roll bounce buck skate rail or rage. i like creative output. i like to facilitate and philanthripate. inanimate objects do what i say. i sometimes catch on fire and ruin a jacket or pair of pants or somethin'. i can often be found having way too much fun doing something silly. and then doing it again, but just a little bit different. i totally dig kids and animals because they are full of unbiased love and will look into my eyes and see only what's there. i don't like it when people hear and react to something other than what has actually been said or done. i don't like repeating myself, unless i'm mumbling. i don't talk when i'm alone unless i'm on the fone, practicing lines or yaking at the plants or animals. i am shellshocked, redundant, reluctant, too busy, uneasy, fair, blond hair, over there, i sleep naked, i cook for queens, some friends are fiends, i just learned that thong bikinis have a front and a back-to my suprise and a few others too. i have a doppelganger, i get into fights with assholes, i hate pain....well, mostly, at least 'til i say when, i'll walk right in, i'll never take what isn't mine, but i'll make you wonder, you'll never know if i did it on purpose to get a laugh or if i'm just completely uncoordinated and unaware of my surroundings. you are always right.....hahahahahaha aren't you? i'm a photagonist and a meglomediac. "
he's load of entertainment and too much trouble for anyone's good and that's no joke. I guess i like it
Anyway, go bug him here if you want, it's lots of funfivetimes
You'll love him and want to strangle him just as much!
Miles says:
"i'll bark at your dog. i play drums, i paint on people, i take photographs. i have a successful house, a three story dog and a goal oriented girlfriend. if your timid, shy or lame....i'll scare you or make you cry. if you make me laugh, and i think you're hot......i'll take you to my favorite roof-top roost, feed you and get you drunk. i smoke and drink. i lie about my age. my work is bright lights high profile tv type shit and my play is dark, dank, moody and loud. i travel alot. i'll jump out of your airplane if you'll let me, if not, i'll jump out of another, my friends are totally fucking awesome, and tolerent, i'll laugh at my own jokes until someone else joins in, or i get bored, i get bored very easily and when i get bored i leave your party, if the demo model at costco breaks, i wont buy it. i like building big ol forts in the living room. i can fit over 30 grapes in my mouth, or one chocolate eclair, i like lighting things on fire. safety first hahahahaha, i like riding things that roll bounce buck skate rail or rage. i like creative output. i like to facilitate and philanthripate. inanimate objects do what i say. i sometimes catch on fire and ruin a jacket or pair of pants or somethin'. i can often be found having way too much fun doing something silly. and then doing it again, but just a little bit different. i totally dig kids and animals because they are full of unbiased love and will look into my eyes and see only what's there. i don't like it when people hear and react to something other than what has actually been said or done. i don't like repeating myself, unless i'm mumbling. i don't talk when i'm alone unless i'm on the fone, practicing lines or yaking at the plants or animals. i am shellshocked, redundant, reluctant, too busy, uneasy, fair, blond hair, over there, i sleep naked, i cook for queens, some friends are fiends, i just learned that thong bikinis have a front and a back-to my suprise and a few others too. i have a doppelganger, i get into fights with assholes, i hate pain....well, mostly, at least 'til i say when, i'll walk right in, i'll never take what isn't mine, but i'll make you wonder, you'll never know if i did it on purpose to get a laugh or if i'm just completely uncoordinated and unaware of my surroundings. you are always right.....hahahahahaha aren't you? i'm a photagonist and a meglomediac. "
he's load of entertainment and too much trouble for anyone's good and that's no joke.
I guess i like it
Anyway, go bug him here if you want, it's lots of funfivetimes
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...on our way home, entertaining ourselves...
That makes three of us entertained.