Say you are partners in a business. Say you are the behind the scenes guy while your partner takes care of the workings of the business.
Say, after dicking your partner out of money (she had been paying payroll out of pocket, and you always promised to cut her a check) for the last 3 weeks, she comes to your office and says "consider this my two weeks notice".
You know that by her leaving, you will have to take over her job unless you decide to hire someone new for her to train.
So you decide to move your office to the store where your partner works so you can learn how to run the store once she leaves.
And you wait
and you wait
and its her last week there.
and you dont show up monday
you call and ask her "when's your last day" and she says "wednesday"
You dont show up tuesday
And wednesday comes and its 2 pm and youre still not there. Only people at the store are your partner who's on her last day, and the general store flunkie.
Fuck it, your partner is going to think "well, if its not important to him for me to be here, its not important to me". She spends the next hour and a half teaching the flunkie everything about her job that he'll need to know that can be tought in a couple hours. She tells him "if you need anything, call me. Tell Marvin that I will not take his calls".
So you (Marvin) strolls on in about 15 minutes after you partner leaves.
And you panic.
Because you dont know shit about your new job.
And your calling your partner every 15 minutes to ask simple fucking questions that anyone who has spent a half hour working in that store would know.
Except you. Because you've never even worked a half hour in that store.
And she says nothing except "Marvin, I no longer work with you." Fuck if she's gonna give you advice when she's no longer getting paid.
Yes, people, this is why I left the store. have offered to give him one last crash course tomorrow, and I will be paid. And he better learn fucking quick because I aint holding his fucking hand all day. Oh, and I will be holding onto this cell phone until I am all cought up with the money I am owed (to the tune of about $1,000)
Douchebags
Say, after dicking your partner out of money (she had been paying payroll out of pocket, and you always promised to cut her a check) for the last 3 weeks, she comes to your office and says "consider this my two weeks notice".
You know that by her leaving, you will have to take over her job unless you decide to hire someone new for her to train.
So you decide to move your office to the store where your partner works so you can learn how to run the store once she leaves.
And you wait
and you wait
and its her last week there.
and you dont show up monday
you call and ask her "when's your last day" and she says "wednesday"
You dont show up tuesday
And wednesday comes and its 2 pm and youre still not there. Only people at the store are your partner who's on her last day, and the general store flunkie.
Fuck it, your partner is going to think "well, if its not important to him for me to be here, its not important to me". She spends the next hour and a half teaching the flunkie everything about her job that he'll need to know that can be tought in a couple hours. She tells him "if you need anything, call me. Tell Marvin that I will not take his calls".
So you (Marvin) strolls on in about 15 minutes after you partner leaves.
And you panic.
Because you dont know shit about your new job.
And your calling your partner every 15 minutes to ask simple fucking questions that anyone who has spent a half hour working in that store would know.
Except you. Because you've never even worked a half hour in that store.
And she says nothing except "Marvin, I no longer work with you." Fuck if she's gonna give you advice when she's no longer getting paid.
Yes, people, this is why I left the store. have offered to give him one last crash course tomorrow, and I will be paid. And he better learn fucking quick because I aint holding his fucking hand all day. Oh, and I will be holding onto this cell phone until I am all cought up with the money I am owed (to the tune of about $1,000)
Douchebags
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shamunda:
You don't owe him anything or any help. As bad as it makes it on your other friends there you can't help them out or the boss Marvin will keep getting in touch with you.
tattoosandwhores:
Marvin totally ruined our night out together... fucking cunt head! 