the SGTC group hug at the chatterbox last nite was a blast. those guys (i was the only girl until Oso showed up with his friend) were crazy. it was a lot of rowdy fun. i am certainly glad i DIDN'T go to rick's with neomuff and galen cause all 3 of us driving down a oneway... so, we have a wicked papparazi on our...
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anomalous:
We were supposed to pay? SMASH THE STATE!
thecowboy:
...that was really cool to meet you and the others...youre extremlely sweet and fun...ill be there next time...thanks again for the cool bracelet...sister youre awesome!...
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xaqary:
no sweat 
galen:
Great.... I sacrifice life, limb and time piece for a pic and you take it down!!
Ya big booger
~puttin more neosporin on the wounds you inflicted~
Ya big booger
~puttin more neosporin on the wounds you inflicted~
tell me a story... 
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silencenoir:
The effect of your hair on that last picture you posted is great. You look good even when 'sick'.
A story? umm. tom and jerry....sitting under a treee... kissin.... um yeah nevermind, I don't know any good stories.
A story? umm. tom and jerry....sitting under a treee... kissin.... um yeah nevermind, I don't know any good stories.
ihatework:
It's your idea, but I've submitted a thing to start a group called story lines. where one person can start the story and people can continue it or start there own.
goodmorning, it is saturday and i got a good night's sleep. today i am going to check out a theatre company that is putting on a play in a dumpster. 2 groups have 24 hours and each a dumpster full of "stuff" that they have to build a set and puppets with inside the dumpster and then put on a play. it should rock.
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jerry031:
That girl thing is taking care of it's self. Easy to do when you're like 5,000 miles apart (yeah, literally). Things are good, my team still sucks, but we suck less. Have fun at the play.
galen:
Sounds like a segment for "Stupid Thieves" on FOX.
Still.....kinda sexy in a "omg I've been violated!!" kinda way, eh?
Have a good day ya lil' dumpster puppet
Still.....kinda sexy in a "omg I've been violated!!" kinda way, eh?
Have a good day ya lil' dumpster puppet
goodnite pretties
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xaqary:
goodmorning
jerry031:
g'nite, I'll miss you terribly. I like the new profile photo, I think. The last one was very hypnotic, which is good. This one is a bit disturbing. Good as well, but in a completely different way.
p.s. It's not just a boob, it's a lovely boob.
[Edited on Jul 26, 2003]
p.s. It's not just a boob, it's a lovely boob.
[Edited on Jul 26, 2003]
had a "fender bender" today and guess what, my fender didn't just bend, it BROKE!!!
so that makes it a "fender breaker".
so yeah, yesterday my car was ransacked, today i drive into the back end of a saturn...hmmm, GOD hates me for that journal entry 3X ago...hey, wait a minute...is GOD a member of SG? i bet he is! probably trolling anonymously...that bastard!!!
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so that makes it a "fender breaker".
so yeah, yesterday my car was ransacked, today i drive into the back end of a saturn...hmmm, GOD hates me for that journal entry 3X ago...hey, wait a minute...is GOD a member of SG? i bet he is! probably trolling anonymously...that bastard!!!
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vastad:
aaaw, that sucks.
did the ransackers take anything important from the car? anything you would miss?
you wouldn't believe what my landlady told me. It's kind of embarassing in a "Gosh-is-it-obvious?" way. She told me I need to go to a disco, get a girl, bring her back to the room I rent from her and get laid.
I go now to my corner and hide my face in shame....
did the ransackers take anything important from the car? anything you would miss?
you wouldn't believe what my landlady told me. It's kind of embarassing in a "Gosh-is-it-obvious?" way. She told me I need to go to a disco, get a girl, bring her back to the room I rent from her and get laid.
I go now to my corner and hide my face in shame....
thecowboy:
..well i didnt wanna tell y'all...but, im god...i know its shocking...but...im god...so buy me drinks because im god...and god always drinks free...
it's 6:30 a.m. and the neighbor is mowing his freakin' lawn. CHRIST!!! WTF??? why on earth would you do that? insanity? obsessive compulsive disorder? 
i'm sayin'....goddamned lawn enthusiast.
and on an entirely different subject, it's thursday and i feel like neobud, that is to say i woke up hungover with a condom hanging outta my ass.
(was smitty here?) how does that guy do it??...
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i'm sayin'....goddamned lawn enthusiast.
and on an entirely different subject, it's thursday and i feel like neobud, that is to say i woke up hungover with a condom hanging outta my ass.
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mckenzin:
hey there blasfemme - I gotta say that I think this is one of the funniest entries I have read so far! I'd take my hat off to you if I was wearing one!
If it makes you feel any better, I get woken up at 6.30 every morning by the chorus of birds in the trees outside my bedroom -i'm not complaining - they're beautiful... (it's not really the same is it? sorry about the neighbour)
I do feel for you neobud - and yes I took notice of the difference of a drunk waking up hungover and.... well you know...
If it makes you feel any better, I get woken up at 6.30 every morning by the chorus of birds in the trees outside my bedroom -i'm not complaining - they're beautiful... (it's not really the same is it? sorry about the neighbour)
I do feel for you neobud - and yes I took notice of the difference of a drunk waking up hungover and.... well you know...
suicidesmitty:
waylon, you flatter me with the "huge hole" paralell.
*blushes*
but seriously y'all... watch yer back... I'm really horny.
*blushes*
but seriously y'all... watch yer back... I'm really horny.
goodmorning pretties.
how is every damn one of you??
i am wonderful...came home yesterday to the prettiest bouquet of lillies (my favorite flowers) waiting for me. they are amazing as is the person who sent them
i am off to do god's work ...be good kids, don't play with matches and stay out of my weed!!!
how is every damn one of you??
i am wonderful...came home yesterday to the prettiest bouquet of lillies (my favorite flowers) waiting for me. they are amazing as is the person who sent them
i am off to do god's work ...be good kids, don't play with matches and stay out of my weed!!!
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neodrunk:
You're welcome for the flowers...
jerry031:
Lillies, cool. I would have went daisies and been waaaaaayyy off. Oh, I love matches, but I won't touch your weed, K?
"feet first, feet first not the head ya fool..."
oh my gawwwwd!!! find jesus
now accepting donations for my own "personal jesus"
please mail $1 U.S., food stamps, travelers checks or wooden nickles to
a deeper god fund
p.o. box 777
bend over for christ, minnesota.
55407
i'll send you a thankyou card.
and god will let you into heaven too...
oh my gawwwwd!!!
find jesus
now accepting donations for my own "personal jesus"
please mail $1 U.S., food stamps, travelers checks or wooden nickles to
a deeper god fund
p.o. box 777
bend over for christ, minnesota.
55407
i'll send you a thankyou card.
and god will let you into heaven too...
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nataskaput:
Oh please we know Smitty has a gapping ashole. You want it for yourself, you probable want it in pink to match your skirt and pumps.
galen:
I have one of those, new in the package.
See ya Monday !
See ya Monday !
coffee?
cream or sugar??
cream or sugar??
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s_h:
NOOO! NOT COFFEE!
Sorry I finished a really long shift serving coffee.
Sorry I finished a really long shift serving coffee.
amplexus23:
extra cream, no sugar, thanks...I'm sweet enough.
