black_tar_heroin

Ok i am supose to keep an eye out for suspicous charachters.... IT'S A FUCKING PORN STORE!!!! EVERYONE IS FUCKING SUSPICOUS.....

a drunk trainable knocked the fuck out of my foot with his remote controll race car, i grabbed in and threw it into the Wimbelton Apts swimming pool...... and ran around the complex with that trainable bitch at my fucking heels........ bah god i am fucking dizzy

Fucking damn, i am walking around thinking about dead friends, i am up to 13, i decided to watch every movie i have watched or bought, limiting it to the ones who croaked........i end up descusing FTH's top 50 video games, and barking on and off about DONKEY KONG, i like donkey kong but fuck, it is no number one, i would say Street Fighter...
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Ages ago, when God himself walked upon earth, the ground's fertility was much greater than it now is. At that time the ears did not return fifty or sixty-fold, but rather four to five hundred-fold. The kernels grew from the bottom to the top of the stalk. However long the stalk was, that was also the length of the ear. But it is the way...
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i am drinking like a fish and crying like a rat, yet i know that the girl with a heart of gold is full of fucking shit .....lying flat on my back........

some songs need to be rethought of..... i think John was right when he said steal other peoples lyrics and make them negative, i can't really think of too many bands that are...
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In the beginning of the world when the Creator had made men and women and the animals, they all lived together in the creation land. The Creator was a big chief, past all men, and being very kindhearted, was very sorry whenever any one died. So one day he sent for the dog, who was his head messenger, and told him to go out into...
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I Descriminate On People That Don't Watch Real Porno, Shit Like Tommy And Pams Vacation.......fuck You ..

The Fuck If I Wanna See Some Rich Idiots Fuck, Same With That Dizzy Bitch Paris, Fuck Her...these People That Want To See R. Kelly Piss In Some 15 Year Old Girls Mouth....fuck You People That Rent Wicked Or Vivid Films.......fuck You

And Then On The Other End...
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Once upon a time there lived a man and a woman who had twenty-five children. They were very poor. The man was good, the woman was bad. Every day when the husband returned from his work the wife served his dinner, but always meat without bones.
"How is it that this meat has no bones?"

"Because bones are heavy, and meat is cheaper without bones....
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Once upon a time there was a boy who had served a man in the northern mountains for a long time. This man was a master at ale brewing. It was so uncommonly good, the like of it was not to be found. So, when the boy was to leave his place and the man was to pay him the wages he had earned, he...
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hee hee ha ha

blow my ass to high heaven

some bitch got jacked for his Escalade (sp?)the other night....... he tried to bust out his gun and he fucking shot himself, limp, choking and spitting up blood he waltzed in and died in a fucking porno store....