tuna and rum does not mix well
naja_haje:
tuna and vodka might not be so bad.
tunatini?
tunatini?
Every month some jack off wants to be a part of the Adult Film Industry and he thinks we can be a springboard for him to fuck fine ass girls all the time..
He thinks becuase he is white and has a 9 inch penis he is ready to start fucking and well all guys are liars so he is probably batting around the 6...
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He thinks becuase he is white and has a 9 inch penis he is ready to start fucking and well all guys are liars so he is probably batting around the 6...
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shescravingsweet:
i thought it was a porn shop, not a studio.
i yelled at 3 people that i could track down that jacked of with lube and coated their rental tabes in a thick slippery jack off afterbirth, the lie and say it is motor oil.....then you say something like BULLSHIT.... and you flick your finger so the lube is released and slaps on the counter.....then you argue and tell them to be more careful or...
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thecowboy:
sick.
ten o'clock
my dad calls...i can't say fuck.... and he keeps saying the same shit, i get pissed.. i get really mad when people waste their sentences.. same with anyone saying they are happy becuase they are liars, they are temporarly happy..
so my dad is drunk and he gets fucking evil..so he is saying shit i have heard from 3 people. then he gets...
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my dad calls...i can't say fuck.... and he keeps saying the same shit, i get pissed.. i get really mad when people waste their sentences.. same with anyone saying they are happy becuase they are liars, they are temporarly happy..
so my dad is drunk and he gets fucking evil..so he is saying shit i have heard from 3 people. then he gets...
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thecowboy:
.man, sorry to hear this is goin on..thats why god invented weed, i think..well, amoung other things..goin to a gym helps for me when i dont feel like self-medicating..anyways..im gonna be gettin my own computer soon and i want you to teach me about this flash thing that you make all your cool profile pics with..get some rest and let it go..youll be aight.
Once there was a boy who loved to draw. His name was Joji.
Joji grew up on a farm with lots of brothers and sisters. The others were a big help to their father and mother. But not Joji!
He did nothing for hours but draw in the dirt with a stick. And what Joji drew was just one thing.
Cats.
Cats, cats, and more...
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Joji grew up on a farm with lots of brothers and sisters. The others were a big help to their father and mother. But not Joji!
He did nothing for hours but draw in the dirt with a stick. And what Joji drew was just one thing.
Cats.
Cats, cats, and more...
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aneurotypical:
Great story. Keep it up.
shescravingsweet:
yay im a gif!
Izanagi & Izanami stired the sea with the holy lance called "Ameno-nuboko".
So sea water became partly hard , then Onogoro Island be born.
Next, Awashima Island be born.
Goddess Izanami said, "I have a hole, and you have a pole, so let's join them."
So the baby named "Hiruko"be born.
but he was incompleteness, so was floated to the sea.
(There is one legend,...
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So sea water became partly hard , then Onogoro Island be born.
Next, Awashima Island be born.
Goddess Izanami said, "I have a hole, and you have a pole, so let's join them."
So the baby named "Hiruko"be born.
but he was incompleteness, so was floated to the sea.
(There is one legend,...
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Long ago it is said that there was a holy man that lived at a temple in Japan. He taught holy practices. The old man took great pleasure in the ancient tea ceremonies. He liked taking kettles and fixing them up. One day, the old man bought a rusty old kettle from a shop in an alley. He took it to the temple and polished...
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shescravingsweet:
maybe i wanted your rambles...?
naja_haje:
I love the new face lift you gave me Dr. Tar.
My neighborhood is overrun with racoons. I'll have to get a closer look at their balls next time. Tanuki sounds like the homeless in my neighborhood.
My neighborhood is overrun with racoons. I'll have to get a closer look at their balls next time. Tanuki sounds like the homeless in my neighborhood.
In Japan there was an old couple that wished for a child. They wished for a child of any kind, even if he was only an inch tall. And their wish was granted. They got a child and sure enough he grew no taller than one inch. They named him Issun-Boshi which meant One Inch Boy. One day Issun-Boshi decided he wanted to see the...
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escapegoat:
dude,you got fucked up............awhile back when i read some entry about a car wreck, i didnt think much about it.........yipes.........that looks painful.............but then, the people with a greater appreciation for our mortality from experiences always seem to have more to offer...........so, now youre one of the chosen ones.........that always offers more than the mutants................jeezus.........im sorry about yer luck........but youll live.......and character will bloom.........and yer alive......fuck junk
aneurotypical:
Brilliant. Reminds me of how the Phillipinos beat the U.S. back in the day and forced us to invent new weaponry to defend aginst their vicious high-speed attacks. That is Kali, the system I am learning now (those 2 sticks in my profilie pic are easily replaced by short swords).
eScapegoat has it down.
eScapegoat has it down.
i hate it when some bastard stuffs some daft cunt into being a god because it always sounds the same... like so and so is an unique.....and what they do is special
its fake
its boring
its far from special
you don't have to be ashamed.. be your own judge. be your own god.
its fake
its boring
its far from special
you don't have to be ashamed.. be your own judge. be your own god.
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thecowboy:
by the way, my brother lives in houston..he works at hollywood book and cafe on montrose and grant in westheimer..ever go there??..his names joe and hes the best fuckin guy ever..
aneurotypical:
Yeah.
Don't put up with that shit.
Stay alive.
Don't put up with that shit.
Stay alive.
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shescravingsweet:
good to know, ill make sure to go for the neck then.
fo sho troma would hire you. lt me know when you make your big debut. ill make someone watch it with me. dinner and a movie. nothing like a troma movie to get things started on a date, just as long as their crotch isnt rotten too.
fo sho troma would hire you. lt me know when you make your big debut. ill make someone watch it with me. dinner and a movie. nothing like a troma movie to get things started on a date, just as long as their crotch isnt rotten too.
aneurotypical:
Survive. Don't rot in Houston. Wait long enough to piss on some rich fucks grave.
