black_tar_heroin

I'm going through the same thing right now but I am not a Japanese nobleman. If this were ancient Japan, I would have been forced to commit "hara-kiri" long ago. At least I think that's what they used to call suicide. Either that or they would make me clean up horseshit for life.

I always say SHE-MALE loudly. Especially when they're around. Hell, I'll take anything at this point.

Texas just seems like a nightmare. I mean cowboys, Chainsaw Massacres, Dubya, The Butthole Surfers, Roky Erickson....what the fuck?

Find a dry aqueduct and stay there. If we had 'em in NW Ohio, that's where I'd be livin'.

fucking right.

I hear the patter of the devil's feet. And Paul Lynde's laugh. It will all take me to where I need to be. You should look into that.

the curb is right fucking there...now kick her over to it...but do it in a way that paints you as her savior, that way she'll still give you a lift here and there.

tell her you want to marry her..youll never hear from her again..and pass the rum, i need a drink.

I'd be wiping glowing snot off my nose and licking my neon gums.

...i have heard of mystery train; when i had netflix, it was on my list, but we canceled the account before they sent it.

actually, microchips are being shoved in pepsi cans... i've seen a couple ads for promotional contests; one's a "find the talking can" and another has a GPS chip or something built in. both activated by opening the can, i think.

spooky.