black_tar_heroin

is being a totally sissy like, even worse than just being a total sissy?
don't worry, they'll get over it after they've been fucking for awhile and realize it isn't the greatest thing ever in the world.

and I must confess...when I was younger I had this weird thing for red headed guys, my friends used to make fun of me and say it was a fetish, whatever

Did you try a self-female-portrait? It could be fun/interesting how you see yourself as a woman. I'll try that once.

There is some dude that I work with that claims that Jesus co-signed on a loan for him...
Maybe you can get Jesus to do it.
He probably wouldn't have alot of collateral, but I bet his credit rating kicks ass.

Robert Smith sings on the new Billy Corgan solo album...

thank you! i am offically TWO DECADES old!!!

Did you know that glass is actually a very slow flowing liquid? Just thought that I would say nothing in reply to your nothingness

if you think people were dumb at Best Buy, head into a walmart. It sucks in the most disgusting specimans of humanity.

I used to work in the mall yes, I am ashamed of it, but it happened, it is over, I am glad. But you would not believe the some of the shit I heard come out of people's mouths while I worked there, and the way people treat their family members, it is disgusting, I swear after working there for 4 years I was fully convinced that I was right in my thinking that I never wanted to have children. there is no hope for the common masses, I promise you.

I get loneliest in the middle of the day, weird.