A certain Martha Stewartish cable channel is invading my house next week so I can show TV-land how to dye wool and spin and other fibery things the lazy way. A second, similar channel wants me to come out to LA this summer to demo some multimedia art embroidery / alt-textile stuff for their audience. Rumor has it Style Network is doing an Iron-Chef-style craft...
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Cute: college student writers who come over to your house to interview you about knitting for their magazine
Cuter: my dachshund guarding me from aforementioned harmless college students
Cutest: when your kitten crawls into the photographer's lap and refuses to leave it
Evil: adults who act like children and think they should get a free pass for their idiotic behavior. I wrote a post for...
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Cuter: my dachshund guarding me from aforementioned harmless college students
Cutest: when your kitten crawls into the photographer's lap and refuses to leave it
Evil: adults who act like children and think they should get a free pass for their idiotic behavior. I wrote a post for...
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Having bronchitis sucks.
That is all.
That is all.
unique3:
sorry you have bronchitis! that is horrible. get better soon!!
you know that hat you knitted me. did you use a pattern or what?? I wanna make one...
you know that hat you knitted me. did you use a pattern or what?? I wanna make one...
It's fun to send friend requests to your idols and see if they respond. R Stevens, I love you! Your iPod t-shirt got me extra booty for Christmas, and there's nothing better than that!
Ok, since I got all ranty and political with the last post, I will make up for it now with a photo of punk rock sock monkeys and our kitten...
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Ok, since I got all ranty and political with the last post, I will make up for it now with a photo of punk rock sock monkeys and our kitten...
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Wow. Wow. At the end of my twenties, namely prior to 10:38 p.m. last night, I thought my vagina still had a few rights left. I was wrong. (Thanks for all the birthday wishes, though!)
Scene: Morning -- a newly-thirtysomething checks her RSS feeds. She takes a sip of coffee and nearly spews it all over her laptop. She shakes her fist, and growls...
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Scene: Morning -- a newly-thirtysomething checks her RSS feeds. She takes a sip of coffee and nearly spews it all over her laptop. She shakes her fist, and growls...
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tulipbooty:
jesus fuck
every time i read something about my home state now, i feel like pretending that its not
i dont know who the fuck votes for these assholes, but apparently the majority of virginians cant read, think for themselves, watch anything besides the 700 club, accept that women are human, etc.etc.etc.
id go vomit, but the last time this happened (about twenty minutes ago, sadly, discussing the past election) i ran out of stomach contents
its alright, though, there seem to be a larger number of literate people in the rest of the country, and they wont let this shit pass
in the meantime, good look out
im sorry my state ruined your day
ALSO: happy post birthday. mine was the day after yours, coincedentally
every time i read something about my home state now, i feel like pretending that its not
i dont know who the fuck votes for these assholes, but apparently the majority of virginians cant read, think for themselves, watch anything besides the 700 club, accept that women are human, etc.etc.etc.
id go vomit, but the last time this happened (about twenty minutes ago, sadly, discussing the past election) i ran out of stomach contents
its alright, though, there seem to be a larger number of literate people in the rest of the country, and they wont let this shit pass
in the meantime, good look out
im sorry my state ruined your day
ALSO: happy post birthday. mine was the day after yours, coincedentally
tulipbooty:
ps--my bad, that was really long (double blush )
[Edited on Jan 09, 2005 10:11AM]
)[Edited on Jan 09, 2005 10:11AM]
I can see the light at the end of the tunnel! Let's hope it's not a train! The first book is almost out of my hot little hands (the instructional photos of which, by the way, are being Photoshopped in the extreme by my dear boyfriend to remove all the kitten scratches made by our naughty little boy Spike. We call it the "deSpikeification filter.")....
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phraktyl:
Happy Birthday! And Congratulations---you turned 30 only a few weeks before I will. 
ampersandwich:
happy bday!
Y~!
Y~!
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orchid1:
I'm leaving on the 5th! Its so soon and I am very much not ready! Good luck finishing up the books 
. How did the holiday fairs go? You were bouncing all around to go to them weren't you?
. How did the holiday fairs go? You were bouncing all around to go to them weren't you?
orchid1:
Yes, good luck with the deadlines! You can do it!
So. Tired. Book deadlines nigh, not to mention holidays.
From the artist who brought you The Only Bush I Trust Is My Own panties...coming soon in my shop... "A Woman's Place Is On Top" panties. Interpret as you will...
Saw the Pixies last night - AMAZING. Kim Deal is still my hero.
Come buy from me in person at Bazaar Bizarre Cleveland (4 Dec)...
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From the artist who brought you The Only Bush I Trust Is My Own panties...coming soon in my shop... "A Woman's Place Is On Top" panties. Interpret as you will...
Saw the Pixies last night - AMAZING. Kim Deal is still my hero.
Come buy from me in person at Bazaar Bizarre Cleveland (4 Dec)...
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unique3:
hey! you're my swap buddy! 
unique3:
nope. no surprise. just the gift itself is what the surprise is. I hope you like the one I send you!!
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bittergirl:
You are so right, Mattias! And I am definitely not a lazy bee.... 
Goths for Bush killed me, Miss Orchid, I could barely breathe for laughing so hard...
Goths for Bush killed me, Miss Orchid, I could barely breathe for laughing so hard...
(No bowing needed, darlings...just make everyone buy my book so I can keep doing this for a living!)