birdiee

So....Yesterday was kind of the best day ever! I had this really shitty car, I mean really shitty. I payed under $2,000 for it, and then over memorial day weekend some asshole smashed into it in my parking lot and took off. Sounds really awful right? No! It was actually a blessing in disguise. Geico ended up giving me almost $5,000... so what was the first thing I did with it??


Then I went and bought myself this


Then I went and worked on my tummy coverup some more


BEST DAY EVER!!!!