Tuesday Jan 11, 2005

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jonnytrrrash7:
oh shit....you're that guy who's always first or close to first to comment on the new sets.....may i shake your hand sir.....how can you be so inventive and witty at that hour?
loki669:
hey sundays work the best for weekends, outside that wen and thur as there is an open station and all that good stuff. you can for the most part pick the design, just be wary of size right now as i am not overly fast right now. if you have some ideas let me know and we can work out the details. i will try to put up a few more pictures on my deviantart page. this sunday we are going to the womans convention and next sunday i think i am working on somme people but beyond that is open so let me know and we can work something out and set up a time. ARRR!!!

Sunday Jan 09, 2005

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what beer, poetry, crushes and SG all has in common.

kilrtotoro: I wish more girls would appreciate my haikus
newthing60: i guess it depends on the girl
newthing60: and if they do
newthing60: that is that much better i mean
newthing60: how many friends do you need ;-)
kilrtotoro: It's not about needing more friends, it's about actually having friends be the ones I find...
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xip:
None of us actually exist.

This is a digitally mastered site being ran by Beck. Most of us started out as clay-mation models on his desk. He decides which of us goes "live" based on remote polls placed strategically at alternative sites frequented by males and lesbians throughout the internet.

The journal entries are randomized words out of a computer-generated list taken from dictionary.com and urbandictionary.com.

Those who have seen the Burlesque show are actually well-paid actors and ex-roadies of Beck's.

Phase 2 is creating fem bots. We're beta testing that in Japan right now.

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xip

Saturday Jan 08, 2005

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So I believe this Wednesday my University is going to start publishing my comic in their weekly installments. How should I celebrate?
auralpleasure:
Dude. Congratufuckinglations! (meant with absolutely no sarcasm)

I think you should streak through somewhere, but not before having about 8 beers. Or something like that.

Saturday Jan 08, 2005

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sometimes it doesn't pay to chew through the leather strap... or something like that.

I wanted to leave a witty one line journal entry, but I think I fell short.
auralpleasure:
Well, next time, leave out the "or something like that" and that second line, and you may fool someone. wink

Thursday Jan 06, 2005

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Wow I'm halfway through a 6 day work week. Luckily most of the days I work it's only a 5 hour shift, but I was starting to wonder, why doesn't SG update more often? Daily is awesome, but the time I spend on here if this place updated like 12 times a day that'd really keep me on this site for hours at a time!...
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surfbetty:
ha, I knew you we kidding... but I have been doing all kinds of shit to make her life hell, I am just waiting for that one thing to push her over the edge.. wink
surfbetty:
ha!! Sweet!!!! biggrin

Monday Jan 03, 2005

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So umm I think I'm in part four of my wild and crazy adventure. I'll sum it up with just one story...

Monday night was my last night in Colorado and after trying to get a hold of a lot of friends, I only saw a handful, luckily on my last night I saw one friend. We'll call him Jason, because when he was born,...
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darklis:
No one can projectile vomit Linda Blair style, except lil babies. puke

That's too funny.

Sunday Jan 02, 2005

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Birdie's Wild Adventure Part 3:

Okay, this will be a more brief story, because it's very short.

A week ago today I went with my mother and girlfriend to Blackhawk to go gambling. We thought we'd only be there for a few hours, but instead we arrived by bus at about 1:30, and got home at about 9:30. Beth and I came back $100 richer,...
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darklis:
True. We can get away with it easier, most of the time, cause we got the boobs. wink


Wait. That's not entirely true. Some men have boobs too. blackeyed
darklis:
I don't think you have "moobs" do you? wink

Friday Dec 31, 2004

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Birdie's Christmas Adventure Part 2:

A week ago today, Beth and I went to see my mother's favorite play The Nutcracker. It was performed by our kickass Colorado Ballet company, and though I was sick with a cold, I still enjoyed the play, even if my mom was upset that the director changed the order of songs and lead to an anticlimactic finish.

Also my...
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surfbetty:
going through old stuff from when you are a kid is always fun, but then you think "now why did I save all of this crap??" sounds like you had a good time though...Happy new year.. biggrin
jadednerdgirl:
mmm... enchiladas. Its been a while since we made a bunch of those around here. Another thing I love is homemade tamales.

I hate when ppl get me excited about going to eat mexican and then it being a joke of a place. but I haven't been anywhere in Jax for good mexican food except for at home.

damn you... now I am craving enchilidas!!!!

Wednesday Dec 29, 2004

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A week ago on this day:

Last Wednesday, Beth my mamacita and myself went shopping at a thrift store. A nice big ol ARC store that had tons of cool stuff. I bought a splendid Camel Hair Jacket (I like to call my camel toe jacket) and a few shirts. Big pimpin I was!!!

a week ago Yesterday I was flying to Colorado Via Cincinatti...
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auralpleasure:
dude, I just read your tetris SFF where the T guy comes down. That shit made me laugh so loud and lame. And then I looked at it again and laughed some more. That works on so many levels. A Tetris block getting head? That's cool. But using the qualities of the game to up the ante? That's even better!

Jeez, I'm all up on your journal. Sorry about that.
auralpleasure:
Oh, you can probably find the Justin album on Amazon Marketplace for real cheap. It's definitely worth about 7 or 8 bucks.

edited to say oh yah...thanks for backing me up on my Timberlake album. If I started a thread about that, I'd get flamed until my ass turned red.

[Edited on Dec 30, 2004 8:12PM]

Tuesday Dec 28, 2004

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Dude, I had a crazy xmas week and I'll share the story later, because I just got home, and I'm running on 4 hours of sleep, and I've been up for like 20 hours....


but my week has children, vomit, broken cars, little bits of beer, bad mexican food, good mexican food, and the knowledge of me having the best hair of all my male...
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auralpleasure:
WHOO HOO!!!!!!!

That was for not balding. Take that, Numan!

And we absolutely must hear about your week.

In the words of Dave Attell..."GET SOME SLEEP!"
lillithvain:
Thanks so much for the nice comments that you left on my set. I really appreciate it.
kiss kiss
Yeah for hair....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday Dec 20, 2004

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And I'm going to miss you most of all boobies....

Okay, I'm off to visit my mother for Christmas/Birthday and I will see you all next week. I probably won't have internet access while I'm there so if there are any new photo sets and I won't be around, someone should write a haiku on my behalf. and to all you beautiful people out there,...
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jadednerdgirl:
merry christmas
katya:
thanx for commenting on my set
merry christmas!

Friday Dec 17, 2004

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Four more days until I go to Colorado to visit my folks. I hope my friends miss back "home" missed me and want to hang out a bit. I also hope my local friends will miss me while I'm away, and I hope the SGs will miss the half-assed haikus I write. I'll be missing you all, and I hope you all have a wonderful...
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aurora:
new username?
aurora:
haha.. its all good.. by can't you just have birdie? who has it.. lets kill them
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