MY GRANDMOTHER HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!!! I KNEW she was acting different...putting on makeup and fixing her hair when she normally doesn't...
Hahaha! I had to go eat lunch with my family today to celebrate my mom's birthday (which occured yesterday.) There was this old guy that was one of our neighbors back home, right? His name was Al. Whenever my grandma went for a walk,...
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Hahaha! I had to go eat lunch with my family today to celebrate my mom's birthday (which occured yesterday.) There was this old guy that was one of our neighbors back home, right? His name was Al. Whenever my grandma went for a walk,...
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Last night, I drew my knees up to my chest and sucked my thumb in the dark, swaddled in my blanket to the point of looking like a sock. I remembered the two people I could not save.
The effeminate punk boy with no mother. The green eyed musician with an alcoholic father. The two loves of my life. I miss the stupid one.
I...
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The effeminate punk boy with no mother. The green eyed musician with an alcoholic father. The two loves of my life. I miss the stupid one.
I...
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mistersatan:
Don't sell yourself short, hon- you are worth MUCH more than that. Trust me- I learned that the hard way.
I wish that things were different- cause I know a lot of people round here that would jump at the chance to make those wonderful things happen for you.
You are much loved around here- just take a moment and look.
-randall
I wish that things were different- cause I know a lot of people round here that would jump at the chance to make those wonderful things happen for you.
You are much loved around here- just take a moment and look.
-randall
mike11:
The best things in life must be fought for
LOOKS LIKE I'M A NEW COLUMNIST FOR THE BAY AREA REPORTER! Mwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!
They'll give me $25 bucks an article. Not much, but a reward nonetheless. The last paper I worked for only gave me $6 bucks an article (and they still owe me.) Not that I have any room to brag about anything since I just spelled warehouse wrong in the last entry, as I...
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They'll give me $25 bucks an article. Not much, but a reward nonetheless. The last paper I worked for only gave me $6 bucks an article (and they still owe me.) Not that I have any room to brag about anything since I just spelled warehouse wrong in the last entry, as I...
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g_felix:
Hey BioniquefemmeII,
CONGRATULATIONS!!! That's Great!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!! That's Great!!!
bionicfemme:
THANK YOUUUUUU!!!!
Yes! Paid publication! Finally! And my new snuggly SG shirt to wear today...the world is my FUCKING oyster!
Yes! Paid publication! Finally! And my new snuggly SG shirt to wear today...the world is my FUCKING oyster!
Today is my mom's birthday!
"How young are you, mom?" -Me
"103." -My mother
Time to thank the woman who birthed me, thereby giving me the opportunity to write for you beautiful people and provide you a little entertainment.
YES! I have awakened! I only got, like, 5 hours of sleep because I was too excited about my secret missions today.
Cross your fingers that...
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"How young are you, mom?" -Me
"103." -My mother
Time to thank the woman who birthed me, thereby giving me the opportunity to write for you beautiful people and provide you a little entertainment.
YES! I have awakened! I only got, like, 5 hours of sleep because I was too excited about my secret missions today.
Cross your fingers that...
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olivia:
WAREHOUSE!!!
bionicfemme:
Dood...I wrote this at 6 in the morning...of COURSE there would be spelling errors! Hahaha.
WHOO HOOO!
I feel like a freakin' jet setting superstar. Tomorrow, I am going to a recruiting thing held by the Bay Area Reporter looking for queer youth to write a column or an essay to be published. If they pick you, you not only get published, but paid too!
After that, I am going to meet up with my photographer, she needs me to...
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I feel like a freakin' jet setting superstar. Tomorrow, I am going to a recruiting thing held by the Bay Area Reporter looking for queer youth to write a column or an essay to be published. If they pick you, you not only get published, but paid too!
After that, I am going to meet up with my photographer, she needs me to...
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gil:
one can never get too much free stuff & good luck on the job
bionicfemme:
"On the job?" Like i'm an undercover policeman??? Ahhhahahahahaha!!!!!
Speaking of which, this set is supposed to be taken outside of some industrial wherehouse that allows no tresspassing...problem is that we're supposed to like, set up lights and equipment and shit, and my photographer thinks it's most likely that guards will find us taking this photo set kick us out...ha, this is gonna be the most punk rock shoot ever.
Speaking of which, this set is supposed to be taken outside of some industrial wherehouse that allows no tresspassing...problem is that we're supposed to like, set up lights and equipment and shit, and my photographer thinks it's most likely that guards will find us taking this photo set kick us out...ha, this is gonna be the most punk rock shoot ever.
Long journal entry...but much to tell! Bear with me!
So me and Liz...wow, last night ruled and I have ascertained that alcohol turns me into a raging whore from Babylon! Liz came to my place and we promptly went on this journey to another one of her friend's houses...only this friend of hers is THE PRINCE OF YUGOSLAVIA. I bullshit you not. The poor lad...
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So me and Liz...wow, last night ruled and I have ascertained that alcohol turns me into a raging whore from Babylon! Liz came to my place and we promptly went on this journey to another one of her friend's houses...only this friend of hers is THE PRINCE OF YUGOSLAVIA. I bullshit you not. The poor lad...
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apathy_activist:
so many journals are uncomfortable combinations of words that may actually go together, but don't seem quite right. yours always takes me somewhere. i actually thought i was watching you and your girl cavorting up and down streets on all hallow's eve.
i'm happy for you. you sound happy.
i'm happy for you. you sound happy.
g_felix:
Hey BioniquefemmeII,
Being a hopeless romantic is the best way to go! Ha! Look at my movie list!
Sounds like a great night was had by all!
Being a hopeless romantic is the best way to go! Ha! Look at my movie list!
Sounds like a great night was had by all!
Oh my...Liz and I had the strangest night tonight... I was fully buzzed and half naked. Much alchohol. Encountered my ex, the cocaine addict. Me actually stopping traffic on Castro & 18th doing an erotic drunken dance on an overhang of a building in my vampire outfit. 20 incriminating photographs from strangers taken. Audience participation. Proposition from a married woman, said participant. Streetfighting. Riding home...
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boxterjulep:
do tell! sounds like a BLAST. how did you escape the cop car and take to the streets?
mistersatan:
Wow! You too? What are the odds?
Merry Christmas!!!!!
I'm out to get some woman-love tonight. This trick needs a treat. If you're willing to donate, contact me. Ha ha.
I'm out to get some woman-love tonight. This trick needs a treat. If you're willing to donate, contact me. Ha ha.
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fishsauce:
Good luck, and, ummm... get some for me too?
Well, metaphorically speaking.
Well, metaphorically speaking.
catculus:
I want woman love 
!!!!!!!!!
Thundering forth at the speed of life, dashing up the sides of the bay bridge arms extended.
Opportunity again rears its head; I will seize it by the neck between my...jaws?
Flying, flying
and I have no fear.
Valiant knights win the right to perfumed satin handkerchiefs. Panties, if you will!
I have no fear.
Thundering forth at the speed of life, dashing up the sides of the bay bridge arms extended.
Opportunity again rears its head; I will seize it by the neck between my...jaws?
Flying, flying
and I have no fear.
Valiant knights win the right to perfumed satin handkerchiefs. Panties, if you will!
I have no fear.
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ghostina:
that is a gorgeous profile pic! haven't talked with you in awhile...
i liked your writing above
i liked your writing above
indie:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Yoyo. Thanx for all the nice comments about my writing, i'm glad you guys enjoy it. And Fishsauce, I will definitely have to check out your litmag. As for all of the comments about art/the artist, I guess I should specify...I don't mean that you have to be born as an artist in its entirety. I mean that you do have to be born with...
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And Fishsauce, I will definitely have to check out your litmag. As for all of the comments about art/the artist, I guess I should specify...I don't mean that you have to be born as an artist in its entirety. I mean that you do have to be born with... Read More
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bionicfemme:
Seriously! I live in a combination of Ghost in the Shell, Survivor, and like, some sort of lesbian soap opera that hasn't been invented. Ha!
mistersatan:
wow...
"Goddamn, that's one wacky game show."
"Goddamn, that's one wacky game show."
And yes, my name is Randall. Check out the "real names" thread.
Thank you that tattoo idea