Greatest moments in the history of my life #7!!!!:
Dia's enrollment of me into diva school worked like a charm. I did the coolest thing today, in fishnets, a short skirt, and boots.
So I saw a bunch of the campus lesbos at a table (with Stacey, ugh!) and went over to say hi. They said hello. I continued to sit around while they all...
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Dia's enrollment of me into diva school worked like a charm. I did the coolest thing today, in fishnets, a short skirt, and boots.
So I saw a bunch of the campus lesbos at a table (with Stacey, ugh!) and went over to say hi. They said hello. I continued to sit around while they all...
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Good god, WHYYYYY!!!!!????
OK, well, I studied for 5 GODDAMNED hours on my last Spanish test. FIVE!!! Let's see...that CLEARLY means I deserve a 53/100!!! For fuck's sakes!!! I did well on all of the parts except the two compositions, which was worth, like, 60 percent of the grade. In one of them, I only made 4 small mistakes out of a ten sentence paragraph...
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OK, well, I studied for 5 GODDAMNED hours on my last Spanish test. FIVE!!! Let's see...that CLEARLY means I deserve a 53/100!!! For fuck's sakes!!! I did well on all of the parts except the two compositions, which was worth, like, 60 percent of the grade. In one of them, I only made 4 small mistakes out of a ten sentence paragraph...
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jayden:
I see you have a Mari Chan user icon...ROCKIT!
solisis:
i failed spanish in 6th grade once cause i called the teacher a fucking jackass and walked out. this is cause he kept insisting i responded in spanish when he spoke to me or when i wanted to use the restroom. what a fuckin jackass.
i hate spanish
i hate spanish
RRRRRGGGGAAAAAHHH!!!!
Fuck it.
By the end of this week, someone WILL have grabbed my boob.
Fuck it.
By the end of this week, someone WILL have grabbed my boob.
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jasiri:
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
jasiri is pissed indeed...
jasiri is pissed indeed...
fallen1carus:
[this is me pretending to yawn, going in for the arm around you at the movie theater, then in a daring move going for the boobies! eek!]
(putting on manly voice):yeah, baby, you like that? yeah, i know. that's what yo mamma said.
(putting on manly voice):yeah, baby, you like that? yeah, i know. that's what yo mamma said.
Diva school tenet #1:
"So you don't wanna be with me? Fine!!! Go be a monk, or get with some lame girl who's a complete loser. Say hello to your right hand for me!" -Dia
I think...I think things will be alright! Dia has taught me the art of the diva. There is no stopping me now. Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa!
Roar! Roar roar roar roar roar!!!!
It's...
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"So you don't wanna be with me? Fine!!! Go be a monk, or get with some lame girl who's a complete loser. Say hello to your right hand for me!" -Dia
I think...I think things will be alright! Dia has taught me the art of the diva. There is no stopping me now. Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa!
Roar! Roar roar roar roar roar!!!!
It's...
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bionicfemme:
Aw dammit! You're a guy!
Come back in your next life as a woman and we'll do business! lol.
Come back in your next life as a woman and we'll do business! lol.
bionicfemme:
Public service announcement to all the world's couples:
A plague o' both your houses!!!!!!
I've been instructed by grand master Dia at the Shaolin temple, you shall all feel my wrath!
Your girlfriend is mine, punk!
WHA-YAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
A plague o' both your houses!!!!!!
I've been instructed by grand master Dia at the Shaolin temple, you shall all feel my wrath!
Your girlfriend is mine, punk!
WHA-YAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I was a boy. A strong, handsome boy. I could really impress a girl that way. She wouldn't be afraid to have a crush on me, it would be alright. It would be acceptable. I would be strong enough to carry her.
And I wish I was more gentle and less headstrong, less intense. I am too much fire and not enough warmth....
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And I wish I was more gentle and less headstrong, less intense. I am too much fire and not enough warmth....
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dia:
I AM AWAKE... he just figured I didn't wanna talk to anyone... call again 
suiciety:
i would like to aplogize. the first time i talk to you i lie violently to your face. sorry. i was napping when you called so i wasn't very together. as i am sure you could tell due to my ramble dramble and inability to speak properly. none the less she is in fact home right now. so if you want to call back i will actually let you speak to her. hehe sorry.
Hahaha! You have NO idea how cool Solisis is. Even if you busted out your cool-o-meter and pointed it at him, it would not give you an accurate count of how cool the man is.
So we resolved to watch the Jackass movie and before meeting him at the theater, he told me to meet him at this secret bridge i'd never been to. He...
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So we resolved to watch the Jackass movie and before meeting him at the theater, he told me to meet him at this secret bridge i'd never been to. He...
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solisis:
OH MY GOD!
i LOVE the new eminem movie- JUST LIKE YOU!
only get this, i was at the theaters with this lame-o-chick the other day and we just saw the completely unfunny johnny knoxville movie: jackass, right. and like, after the movie i said- YO! we'z best be up in tha PHAT eminem film b'fo i bust a NUT!
and she wasn't down at all! man, i left her behind right quick and stayed in the 8 mile theater for the next 3 showings. i hear she met up with this TOTAL D&D loser in the loser store and they discussed squaresoft extensively whilst admiring the action poses of the pewter figurines in the glass cases. but word on the streets has it he was this real shitface who could barely talk- you know- like he had downsyndrome or something and he carried a purse all day long and pranced around in a dress or a cape or something dumb like that.
...this sarcasm movie on your list. i never heard of that one though...
*snort*
i LOVE the new eminem movie- JUST LIKE YOU!
only get this, i was at the theaters with this lame-o-chick the other day and we just saw the completely unfunny johnny knoxville movie: jackass, right. and like, after the movie i said- YO! we'z best be up in tha PHAT eminem film b'fo i bust a NUT!
and she wasn't down at all! man, i left her behind right quick and stayed in the 8 mile theater for the next 3 showings. i hear she met up with this TOTAL D&D loser in the loser store and they discussed squaresoft extensively whilst admiring the action poses of the pewter figurines in the glass cases. but word on the streets has it he was this real shitface who could barely talk- you know- like he had downsyndrome or something and he carried a purse all day long and pranced around in a dress or a cape or something dumb like that.
...this sarcasm movie on your list. i never heard of that one though...
*snort*
gil:
that picture is the best thing ive seen all day
So i'm going to go to watch a movie with Solisis today. Wheeeeee!!!! He is the coolest brotha in the world. The stud. He is such a funny lad. We are on a mission: I must procure a hot lady, he must procure a hot beverage. Hopefully all will going according to plan.
Man, I miss the sexin. A lot. It's gotten so bad I...
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Man, I miss the sexin. A lot. It's gotten so bad I...
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solisis:
wheee! had so much fun with you todayyy!!!! ooh ohhohoo ohhh!!!
we should get together again soon
yippie!
we should get together again soon
yippie!
division_x:
U can count me in. 1 fucking year beooooooooutch. Gawd I saw Frida today and I was humping myself!!!
TXF
TXF
Fuck...if I listen to Radiohead's "The Bends" one more time, i'm going to pass out and choke on my own tongue.
Ironic...everytime I hear track #9, "Bulletproof...I wish I was" all I can think is that it would be a wonderful song to kiss some girl to. And i'm not bulletproof by any means.
When I think of where i've ended up, I think of...
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Ironic...everytime I hear track #9, "Bulletproof...I wish I was" all I can think is that it would be a wonderful song to kiss some girl to. And i'm not bulletproof by any means.
When I think of where i've ended up, I think of...
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bionicfemme:
And also, I was kinda talking to this chick I mentioned a few times in the past journals, but she's giving me mixed signals and going through some stuff right now, it probably isn't best to try anything romantic with her...I also get this feeling she isn't meant for me.
Requiem: thank you for the offer! I think I will probably just take a nap right now though, i'm really tired.
Requiem: thank you for the offer! I think I will probably just take a nap right now though, i'm really tired.
mistersatan:
Things will change- they always do. We live in a world ultimately ruled by both chaos and order simultaneously. Just trust that you will weather this too- for this too, shall pass.
OK...i've got about an hour and 10 minutes to practice before the slam...
Gotta primp and yell a lot, get angry about stupid things, IT'S METHOD ACTING!
I thought that maybe if I played something very sad, like Radiohead's "Fake Plastic Trees," waited a few moments, then played something really bitchin', that pain might streak out in the rant. This would be a good thing......
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Gotta primp and yell a lot, get angry about stupid things, IT'S METHOD ACTING!
I thought that maybe if I played something very sad, like Radiohead's "Fake Plastic Trees," waited a few moments, then played something really bitchin', that pain might streak out in the rant. This would be a good thing......
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mistersatan:
"The green plastic watering can..."
Two steps forward, one step back.
Two steps forward, babe.
Two steps forward, one step back.
Two steps forward, babe.
marla:
Oh man! I would absolutely LOVE to see that!
This just in! I may perform this tomorrow at the punk rock feminist slam i'm attending:
Ode to the Slutbag Whore
(A self-portrait, A rant, A song)
Druggieparanoiddruggieparanoid
Place me on your tongue like a bullet to your brain
And I will show you that reality is a pliable fuck!
Jabbing at air in rantsonelectronicpages,
A fist in your
Eye
And a perpetual papercut razorblade...
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Ode to the Slutbag Whore
(A self-portrait, A rant, A song)
Druggieparanoiddruggieparanoid
Place me on your tongue like a bullet to your brain
And I will show you that reality is a pliable fuck!
Jabbing at air in rantsonelectronicpages,
A fist in your
Eye
And a perpetual papercut razorblade...
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mistersatan:
I LOOOVE Pitchshifter! And I think I LOOOOVE you as well!!!
Go on with your bad self, girl!!!
Go on with your bad self, girl!!!
oipthestampede:
Good luck at your thing today.
Marla: Who is she? What type of music does she produce?