Sunday Dec 08, 2002

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ROTFLMAO.

So apparently the Bush administration is increasing funds to create same-sex high schools?

Ah, I can see it all now..."Statistics show that the number of same-sex teaching establishments is on the rise. In other news, teenage women who are self-identified as lesbians skyrockets!!!!"

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volkov:
I got to an all male High School! It's called the MARINES! :-D hee hee
oh wait a sec....maybe it's Middle School.

suddenly I find myself considering a change in majors from Linguistics and Political Science to Secondary Education.
:-D

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mistersatan:
Yes, Sister Inebriata, I've been a naughty boy... wink

Sunday Dec 08, 2002

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I was reading an old piece I wrote long ago...and in it I talk a lot about how cool it was that my first girlfriend was half white and half Filipino like me, and how i'd never met another girl like that, what an interesting experience that was. One paragraph in particular strikes me:

"We laid there together in the dark, while I caressed her...
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volkov:
Sonic BOOM! :-D

of course I have to be Guile..he's the only one in uniform!
heh heh heh...she called me a stud...heh heh heh
thanks fer liking me eyeball!
and I was gonna say something else, but at 930 on a Sunday all my mind can say is
"Fooooooooooooood....Coooooffeeeeeeeee....Sleeeeeeep."

you are really beautiful inside and out. I bet YOU get all the girls, you...uh...studette? *blink* *blink*
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bionicfemme:
Haha, I wish! Nothing like opening your mouth and trying to discuss some literature or art to scare possible prospects away. It's better if you're a pretty, kept doll and that requires silence.

Intelligent conversation; it's like spraying a can of Woman B Gone. Heehee.

And it's always so hard to find the happy medium. Either the girls I date are completely clueless or they spend 45 minutes talking nonstop about quantum physics to show me just how much they know. Bo-ring!

I've met some chix on SG that aren't like that though. Why can't I meet girls in real life like that? Because SG is a magical portal of fun that somehow attracts all of the coolest people in the universe and draws them together to merge into this one online community.

Saturday Dec 07, 2002

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Ah, I forgot to mention that I got a haircut today and THEY BUZZED ME BIG TIME.

I didn't want for it to turn out this short...thank God the hairdresser didn't touch my long front sections and bangs; they are the last things helping me look like a woman.

The short part feels like the back of a guy's head...this is too close to butch...
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morgan:
When hot girls mention the X-men, it makes me really really...happy.

Wow.
olivia:
regenerative

from regenerate

Saturday Dec 07, 2002

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frown

Possum lady is 32 YEARS OLD!!!!! eeek

She totally didn't look like it in the pic she sent me. I thought she was maybe 24? Jesus Christ, does the woman slather herself in a vat of Oil of Olay daily? I knew there had to be a catch; I was waiting for the other shoe to drop. As my life metaphorically occurs at a Nike warehouse...
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solisis:
didn't you say last night that age didn't matter? or was it more like- no standards anymore? i can't recall much more than two beasts walking through the intersection outside metro and your comment on them and mine and a blah diddy blah blah. I'll shut up now. I have no uselful input ever and I suck.
g_felix:
Hey Bionicfemme,

You do not deserve to be treated badly. Period. Do NOT put up with that.

Not all "nice guys" finish last. The trick (or talent) is to have enough patience to last. Wait for what you know is right. Never settle. Accepting something that is good but imperfect is ok. Waiting for perfectionism is a doomed cause. Ain't none of us perfect.

Don't give up your code. Karmic debt is a strange one. The younger you are, the "bigger" your karmic circle is. It may be years before the things you do come back to you. When you get older, that circle becomes much smaller. My circle is about half what it was when I was 10 years younger.

You are AWESOME and I very much know that it is so very hard not to get discouraged. Hang in there! You will be\and will want to be someone's darling one day.

Saturday Dec 07, 2002

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2 FOOT LONG DILDOS!!! MY DREAM WOMAN!!! POSSUMS!!!!

It's 1:30am and i'm kinda tired, so i'll summarize a bit but basically I spent several hours hangin' with Solisis and his roomie accosting people on Castro with this 5 pound almost 2 foot long black dildo. At one point, Solisis' roomie pushed the dildo off of a balcony and it hit Solisis in the chest, whereby...
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tatum:
Lol you are too much tongue And maybe something will happen between you and possum lady then! You'll have to get a raccoon or something to keep up!

Thank you for the birthday wishes the other day! Yes, taunt me more for my confusion frown Hehe isn't that the definition of being bi though? Well it is for me anyway!

You have one sexy voice too darling! Wow I need to record mine and put it on my journal or something. Maybe I'll just put up my "scary" song I sent you of me singing awhile ago tongue
solisis:
pretend? you are a superhero! the whip cracks when you clench your fists and the room clears! you still have to IM me for that song

Friday Dec 06, 2002

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So you write me this email and say you're fond of me in a skirt and fishnets.

Too bad you can't do anything about it. smile

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dia:
and who wouldn't be fond of you lookin' like that, my love?
volkov:
hell she could be wearing a burlap sack and we would still be reverently fond of her.

not that we would want her to wear a burlap sack...so uncomfy.

*sitting here doing nothing about nuthin.*
:-D
V

Thursday Dec 05, 2002

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Bored. I'm gonna go slather on the coconut body butter and go out for french fries.

Salty potato goodness! Lawwwwwwwwl!!!

Does anybody fully comprehend the wonder that is french fries? I would not be able to live without them. I like french fries and shrimp flavored chips...but I think the latter is an acquired taste.

Ok, i'm getting hungry just thinking about the french fries....
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redskull:
nothing wrong with french fries, but steer clear of Poutine, its a steep and slippery slope into damnation.

that stuff will ruin you.

I think the French had the last laugh on the fry deal...
gil:
Mmm-Mmm Goood

Thursday Dec 05, 2002

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It's 3:30am 7 months later.

I only find glass in the sand at the beach we used to have picnics at. There's nothing at the old cafes but ghosts of old, faded watercolor images ingrained in my mind.

I'm cold at night. I walk everywhere alone.

I miss having my own little suburban femme dyke to stargaze with near the train station. You were the...
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misha9999999:
the best way to get someone out of your head is to fill
it with someone else... it really works. There is a Bob Dylan
song that I think is perfect for situations like this:
"If I ever saw you, I don't know whether I'd kiss you or
kill you, it probably wouldn't matter to you anyway"...
or something like that... it's a drug, I tell you.
just like heroine or something. You know it feels incredible
but it's destroying you in the same time... let go...
astrid:
I know what that feels like...
*hugs*

Thursday Dec 05, 2002

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OK, fights on the microphone in the lesbian Yahoo chatrooms are the funniest things ever...i'm gettin' some good lines from this...it's better than TV!!!!
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ninjatuner:
Sugar...
I, for some reason, are having a hard time with the
aim business. Maybe because it's AOL, but I'm willing to download any evil program to "chat" with you.
If you have any ideas, let me know.
Grazie mille,
nj
bionicfemme:
This is so funny...

lots of women on this chat room were the first women I asked about lesbian advice...way back before i'd even dated a girl. They remembered me!

Now i've dated 8 women and I know what's up...I can play with the big girls now. So weird.
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