Thank you for all the compliments on my erotica piece!!! I will try to get back to you guys tomorrow, as I got like 20 emails about it in addition to the journal entries and board postings. 
On my way out clubbing yet again...i'm wearing that cute black dress I wasted on Mecca night.
Hopefully someone will hit on me, as I am going through a frustrating dry spell and am lonely. Foolish gave me an article about how lesbians should pick up women at bars, and apparently I do none of them, which explains my string of miserable club defeats. The list says to:
-Be "way aggressive." Ooops, I don't do that, I just kind of stand around until the nearest available psychopath asks for my number.
-Make fun of the music with her. But I kind of like the music!
-Offer to buy her a drink. Fool, i'm poor! The girl I would probably buy a drink for would be crazy or mean anyway. She can buy ME a drink, because i'll probably have to be liquored up to endure whatever disorders she has.
-Befriend party promoters and bartenders. I'm trying, I know a couple now.
-If you're only out for sex, make that up front, as most girls are looking for girlfriends.
WHOEVER WROTE THAT LAST ONE DOES NOT LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO!!!!! *Tears hair out of head*
Anyway yeah, i'm going to go prostitute myself for love or some other cheap 0.99 facsimile. I'll see you when i'm properly drunk, groped, or both.
On my way out clubbing yet again...i'm wearing that cute black dress I wasted on Mecca night.
Hopefully someone will hit on me, as I am going through a frustrating dry spell and am lonely. Foolish gave me an article about how lesbians should pick up women at bars, and apparently I do none of them, which explains my string of miserable club defeats. The list says to:
-Be "way aggressive." Ooops, I don't do that, I just kind of stand around until the nearest available psychopath asks for my number.
-Make fun of the music with her. But I kind of like the music!
-Offer to buy her a drink. Fool, i'm poor! The girl I would probably buy a drink for would be crazy or mean anyway. She can buy ME a drink, because i'll probably have to be liquored up to endure whatever disorders she has.
-Befriend party promoters and bartenders. I'm trying, I know a couple now.
-If you're only out for sex, make that up front, as most girls are looking for girlfriends.
WHOEVER WROTE THAT LAST ONE DOES NOT LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO!!!!! *Tears hair out of head*
Anyway yeah, i'm going to go prostitute myself for love or some other cheap 0.99 facsimile. I'll see you when i'm properly drunk, groped, or both.
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....and with my cute ineptitude and bumbling but ultimately boyish charm...
....we could be a super-duo and get girls... but not like the wonder twins... they fucking suck.
Leave me alone.. I'm hung over -.-''
have a nice time sweetie. i have seven papers to write. kissy face.
oh! i just thought of the best word and i'm using it till i'm sick of it- "unmentionables."
and uh..."keep on truckin." tee hee.
[Edited on May 11, 2003]