Terribly anti-climactic in all senses of the word. I got Tiffy to come with me and we went to Mecca. All of the chicks were really hot...
FOR 45 YEAR OLDS!
God! They were sooooo old. I was rather peeved that I had wasted so much time getting ready, was wearing a hot little black dress and scented like Chanel's Allure for nothing. I was DAMNABLY HOT! I saw onefoolishline before I ran off to party and she claimed that I "was turning her gay" and told everybody in the vicinity "I've never seen her legs! Look at her legs! Damn those are some nice legs! She's gonna be my date on the 17th!" and basically everybody looked at them until I turned red and ran away.
Yeah, so then Tiffy and I barhopped on Castro and met some guy at The Cafe that shook our hands, gave us hearty hugs, and then confessed he had body lice. Well what the fuck I hope I don't get them from him. See, this is why I don't touch people.
Nobody was out...it was a tuesday...and so my fashion masterpiece was put to waste. Sigh. Many, many men hit on me tonight. Doh.
I don't even want a girlfriend anymore, just someone to cuddle with.
Will you cuddle with me?
FOR 45 YEAR OLDS!
God! They were sooooo old. I was rather peeved that I had wasted so much time getting ready, was wearing a hot little black dress and scented like Chanel's Allure for nothing. I was DAMNABLY HOT! I saw onefoolishline before I ran off to party and she claimed that I "was turning her gay" and told everybody in the vicinity "I've never seen her legs! Look at her legs! Damn those are some nice legs! She's gonna be my date on the 17th!" and basically everybody looked at them until I turned red and ran away.
Yeah, so then Tiffy and I barhopped on Castro and met some guy at The Cafe that shook our hands, gave us hearty hugs, and then confessed he had body lice. Well what the fuck I hope I don't get them from him. See, this is why I don't touch people.
Nobody was out...it was a tuesday...and so my fashion masterpiece was put to waste. Sigh. Many, many men hit on me tonight. Doh.
I don't even want a girlfriend anymore, just someone to cuddle with.
Will you cuddle with me?
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cookiemonster:
Hmmm... I'm kind of at an impasse with myself here.. if a lot of people agree your legs are hot, you might be worth cuddling.. but you probably have body lice now too >
desidia:
ewww... touching people