bionicfemme

Tonight marks the last phase in my Bionic Femme battle/seduction/model/activist training that I started around this same time last year to reinvent myself after Natalie.

Last chapter: The Pilgrimage to Mecca.

This is supposedly THE place to see and be seen by the starlets of our scene. Cocktails cost $7.50 here. What the??? Yeah.

There will be no granola butches or leather daddies, just the most powerful businesswomen and snottiest of supermodels in our fair city.

Who better to infiltrate the hidden promised land of high femmes than The Bionic Femme herself, the lesbian James Bond?

Everyone is talking about it on CL. One chick called it a "very sexy place." Another annoymous poster said she was looking for an escort to meet up with beforehand (AND SHE PUT 7 ELLIPSES IN THE SENTENCE SO I WONDER WHO IT IS...) One chick wrote to me:

Mecca is great! be prepared for some snottie hotties
you will find some great women and you will find
some women that can't get enough of themselves. All in all it is a great place with great food. 6:30 or 7 is the best time......things die down around
9ish. Some women will go to the Cafe after.

Have fun.......

I am going to try to obtain a black dress somehow before the party and I will have to put on the poshest of pouts. I will not be ousted. Audrey said she is a regular, so there may be a duel.

This is serious business. Tonight, It's imperative I hold my own against the High Priestesses of Prada.

Round 1.

FIGHT!!!!