Oh Phaedra!!!!! HUZZAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I have almost completed work on her prezzie...i've gotta bathe soon, go out, and finish phase 2 of it. I'm so mad I have to work the early shift tomorrow...what if she gets here before 1pm? Christ. Ah well. At least after 1pm I will be completely open. I hope we get to meet tomorrow. If not, I will have my boss' bones for bread.
My hamster was being a bad girl last night. It took me 30 minutes to get her out of the cage so I could clean it, because she kept running away from me. I didn't give her a pineapple treat because this is going to hurt me more than it hurts her. I shouldn't blame her, maybe she is just as excited about Claudia's arrival as I am. She couldn't keep still.
Actual transcript of convo with hamster:
**Squeak squeak** Translation: "So...you get to meet a hot chick tomorrow, lucky!" -Hamster
"Yes yes, I am quite excited about it." -Me
**S-s-squeak** Translation: "Can I give her a pineapple treat?" -Hamster
"No, I already told you that they're not for human consumption when you wanted to give one to Dia and then you ate it, remember?" -Me
*Squeak Eep** Translation: "Oh yeah, forgot. She is a cutie. I wish I could have a hamster boyfriend, but you won't let me because you don't want hamster babies...**evil stare**" -Hamster
"I can't afford to feed and house all of you!" -Me
**evil stare** -Hamster
"Aaah!!! Stop doing that! And go to sleep! You're a bad girl, you made it hard for me to clean your cage last night." -Me
"Squeak eep eep** Translation: "FINE!!! You always stifle me mom! I'm becoming a woman, can't you understand that???" **Runs under stuffing, covers hole in anger**
Oh dear, she is growing up so fast, maybe as a mother I choose not to realize it.
I have almost completed work on her prezzie...i've gotta bathe soon, go out, and finish phase 2 of it. I'm so mad I have to work the early shift tomorrow...what if she gets here before 1pm? Christ. Ah well. At least after 1pm I will be completely open. I hope we get to meet tomorrow. If not, I will have my boss' bones for bread.
My hamster was being a bad girl last night. It took me 30 minutes to get her out of the cage so I could clean it, because she kept running away from me. I didn't give her a pineapple treat because this is going to hurt me more than it hurts her. I shouldn't blame her, maybe she is just as excited about Claudia's arrival as I am. She couldn't keep still.
Actual transcript of convo with hamster:
**Squeak squeak** Translation: "So...you get to meet a hot chick tomorrow, lucky!" -Hamster
"Yes yes, I am quite excited about it." -Me
**S-s-squeak** Translation: "Can I give her a pineapple treat?" -Hamster
"No, I already told you that they're not for human consumption when you wanted to give one to Dia and then you ate it, remember?" -Me
*Squeak Eep** Translation: "Oh yeah, forgot. She is a cutie. I wish I could have a hamster boyfriend, but you won't let me because you don't want hamster babies...**evil stare**" -Hamster
"I can't afford to feed and house all of you!" -Me
**evil stare** -Hamster
"Aaah!!! Stop doing that! And go to sleep! You're a bad girl, you made it hard for me to clean your cage last night." -Me
"Squeak eep eep** Translation: "FINE!!! You always stifle me mom! I'm becoming a woman, can't you understand that???" **Runs under stuffing, covers hole in anger**
Oh dear, she is growing up so fast, maybe as a mother I choose not to realize it.
zona:
glad i could give you a little entertainment. i love randomly laughing while walking down the street thinking of something that happened and everyone stares at me like im crazy.
