I changed my picture. This is me doing my "Claudia anticipation" dance. Sexy, is it not? That tingly feeling is the power of my bionicfemme technoerotica, do not be alarmed.
vegetatinglane said on Jul 25, 2002 12:05 AM
Hey sexy lady. I know another sexy lady thats excited to meet you for tea... I sense trouble on the horizon >=]
She's excited???? Really??? For tea???? **Puts hand on forehead and faints into strategically placed chair** YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRARARARARARARARARARAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!!!!
God is paying me back. For all those years of getting jilted for formal and rejected for prom. For all the years of the blonde, blonde zombies calling me ugly and unfit. For every single time I went on a smashing date with a girl and later found out she had some weird pathological disorder...The big G is paying me back tenfold for tea with Claudia! Yeahhhhhhh!!!!!! It's thursday, tomorrow's friday....Yeahhhh!!!!!!!
These are the things I expect to happen:
(1) I will probably check myself in the mirror 20,000 times before I meet her and still end up having lipstick on my teeth
(2) I will probably sweat profusely, as though I have run five miles
(3) I will most definitely say "Dude" and "Like" 500 times a sentence. "So, um, yeah dude, like, how was your drive over here man? Like, it's fucking far and, like, shit. Dude."
(4) I may knock the tea all over the table, thereby vanquishing the amount of tea to be consumed
(5) I will get so nervous that I will ramble about something that has absolutely nothing to do with anything and bore the hell out of her.
This is like the Colosseum in ancient Rome...I will be thrown to the lions in a semi-amusing way.
Ah, you, my dear readers, consistently make me feel attractive, loved and interesting...this is such a good feeling; THANK YOU, YOU RULE!!! This really IS the coolest online community ever. Oh, and is it just me, or does anybody else get creeped out by that banner on the home page that says "If you join, we will like you more..." Ahh!!! That's like the equivalent of saying "Join SG...we're watching you..."
Time to do housework and clean my hamster's cage so I can give her a pineapple treat...after all, if somebody woke you up from a nap, put you in a clear plastic ball, and finally let you back in your house only to find everything completely re-arranged, wouldn't you be kind of pissed?
**Pant pant** I just killed a spider all by myself! The battle was long and arduous, but the beast is finally at bay.
OMG!!! I was writing this entry and talking about Claudia, when guess what came on the radio? That song, "Lady" by Modjo.
Lady, I just feel like
I can't get you, out of my mind
I feel love, for the first time
And I know that it's true I can tell
By the look in your eyesssssss
I like writing 500 page journal entries. It keeps kids off the streets.
vegetatinglane said on Jul 25, 2002 12:05 AM
Hey sexy lady. I know another sexy lady thats excited to meet you for tea... I sense trouble on the horizon >=]
She's excited???? Really??? For tea???? **Puts hand on forehead and faints into strategically placed chair** YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRARARARARARARARARARAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!!!!
God is paying me back. For all those years of getting jilted for formal and rejected for prom. For all the years of the blonde, blonde zombies calling me ugly and unfit. For every single time I went on a smashing date with a girl and later found out she had some weird pathological disorder...The big G is paying me back tenfold for tea with Claudia! Yeahhhhhhh!!!!!! It's thursday, tomorrow's friday....Yeahhhh!!!!!!!
These are the things I expect to happen:
(1) I will probably check myself in the mirror 20,000 times before I meet her and still end up having lipstick on my teeth
(2) I will probably sweat profusely, as though I have run five miles
(3) I will most definitely say "Dude" and "Like" 500 times a sentence. "So, um, yeah dude, like, how was your drive over here man? Like, it's fucking far and, like, shit. Dude."
(4) I may knock the tea all over the table, thereby vanquishing the amount of tea to be consumed
(5) I will get so nervous that I will ramble about something that has absolutely nothing to do with anything and bore the hell out of her.
This is like the Colosseum in ancient Rome...I will be thrown to the lions in a semi-amusing way.
Ah, you, my dear readers, consistently make me feel attractive, loved and interesting...this is such a good feeling; THANK YOU, YOU RULE!!! This really IS the coolest online community ever. Oh, and is it just me, or does anybody else get creeped out by that banner on the home page that says "If you join, we will like you more..." Ahh!!! That's like the equivalent of saying "Join SG...we're watching you..."
Time to do housework and clean my hamster's cage so I can give her a pineapple treat...after all, if somebody woke you up from a nap, put you in a clear plastic ball, and finally let you back in your house only to find everything completely re-arranged, wouldn't you be kind of pissed?
**Pant pant** I just killed a spider all by myself! The battle was long and arduous, but the beast is finally at bay.
OMG!!! I was writing this entry and talking about Claudia, when guess what came on the radio? That song, "Lady" by Modjo.
Lady, I just feel like
I can't get you, out of my mind
I feel love, for the first time
And I know that it's true I can tell
By the look in your eyesssssss
I like writing 500 page journal entries. It keeps kids off the streets.
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go_lately:
man, i'm so jealous! but not just of you -of her too! man what could be hotter than two foxy chicks drinking tea?
bionicfemme:
THREE chicks drinking tea! LOL.