Screw diamonds being a girl's best friend. My best friend is my Hitatchi magic wand. Aw yeah baby. Mmm.
I'm on the run, gotta go to 5,000 appointments and then off to my writer's workshop. I wonder what i'm going to write about tonight. Not many funny things have happened this week, so i'm fresh out of material.
Here is a poem I wrote long ago when I first broke up with N. She always called me "Bella" so I spun off of "Bellona" which is the Roman goddess of war and carnage. Enjoy.
Name me not Bella--
Name me Bellona,
The goddess of war.
Feel the stroke of my
SWORD
And the pulse of your
NECK
Between my
STRANGLING HANDS.
Hear your panting as I
HUNT YOU
Craving the hot dampness of your
BLOOD.
I place my hand in my
QUIVER
Quickly pulling out
ARROWS,
I get off
OF MY HORSE
To hear you moaning
IN AGONY
Ecstatic about you going down
TO HELL.
Erotic death. What a nice theme to possibly explore in future writing.
I will probably have some sort of a funny story to show for myself later on in the day, but as of now, I am just lounging around naked to the SF's dance station, 92.7. What did I tell you, techno is pretty fucking arousing, dammit. It makes most people want to do Tae Bo, but it just makes me want to get it on. I am really a gay man, this is the only explanation for my insatiable love for international fashion and house music.
I'm on the run, gotta go to 5,000 appointments and then off to my writer's workshop. I wonder what i'm going to write about tonight. Not many funny things have happened this week, so i'm fresh out of material.
Here is a poem I wrote long ago when I first broke up with N. She always called me "Bella" so I spun off of "Bellona" which is the Roman goddess of war and carnage. Enjoy.
Name me not Bella--
Name me Bellona,
The goddess of war.
Feel the stroke of my
SWORD
And the pulse of your
NECK
Between my
STRANGLING HANDS.
Hear your panting as I
HUNT YOU
Craving the hot dampness of your
BLOOD.
I place my hand in my
QUIVER
Quickly pulling out
ARROWS,
I get off
OF MY HORSE
To hear you moaning
IN AGONY
Ecstatic about you going down
TO HELL.
Erotic death. What a nice theme to possibly explore in future writing.
I will probably have some sort of a funny story to show for myself later on in the day, but as of now, I am just lounging around naked to the SF's dance station, 92.7. What did I tell you, techno is pretty fucking arousing, dammit. It makes most people want to do Tae Bo, but it just makes me want to get it on. I am really a gay man, this is the only explanation for my insatiable love for international fashion and house music.
Whateva. I'm gonna have choco and tea with a real live princess soon! This makes me happy.