Metropolis was cool. The music was good and I bought a t-shirt that just says "Horny" on it. I was accosted by many strange men on E and they kept trying to hug me. Ah, they just want to get next to the twins. You know any time a guy just innocently wants a "hug", he just wants to squeeze himself against your chest. One guy was all "Kiss you, eh?" (My shirt said "Kiss Me" with a rainbow on it) and I proceeded to say "Um, yeah, i'm incredibly gay. Hence the rainbow." **Long, long uncomfortable silence with shifty eyes** "Ok, bye!" I ran into 20,000 bay area lesbians that recognized me as "the dancer from that club." Hahaha. Sorry if my journal is not up to par, I bought some candy made out of weed at one of the stands and am feeling like one spunky monkey. I don't do drugs, only legal little novelties like this and I actually have only gotten high on real weed about 3 times in my life and that happened like 4 months ago (i'm basically straight edge) so i'm enjoying this 'cause it's legal and somehow effective. Whenever I get high, I somehow end up taking off all of my clothes and laughing hysterically, usually while listening to Mrs. Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel. I don't know why I take off all my clothes, I just do. Aw yeah.
So I called Tanya to tell her about all the fun times, Claudia coming to town, and she immediately picked up that I was high 'cause I couldn't stop laughing...'specially at this:
"Um, ever since Bobby broke his arm last week, the medicine the doctor gave him has been having some...effects..." -Tanya
"Oh what, is he impotent or something?" -Me
**Complete Silence**
"...Yeah...." -Tanya
"AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA! Impotent??? Yes!!! I was just kidding! God is great! Claudia's coming here AND Bobby's impotent? The powers that be have spoken!!!!!!! ahhhhhahahahaha! Heehee, his peiner doesn't work. Yeahhhh!" -Me
Thank you God! Thank you! To allow me to meet Claudia and at the same time render my mortal enemy's dick completely immobile...you're a genius. Thanks big G.
So I called Tanya to tell her about all the fun times, Claudia coming to town, and she immediately picked up that I was high 'cause I couldn't stop laughing...'specially at this:
"Um, ever since Bobby broke his arm last week, the medicine the doctor gave him has been having some...effects..." -Tanya
"Oh what, is he impotent or something?" -Me
**Complete Silence**
"...Yeah...." -Tanya
"AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA! Impotent??? Yes!!! I was just kidding! God is great! Claudia's coming here AND Bobby's impotent? The powers that be have spoken!!!!!!! ahhhhhahahahaha! Heehee, his peiner doesn't work. Yeahhhh!" -Me
Thank you God! Thank you! To allow me to meet Claudia and at the same time render my mortal enemy's dick completely immobile...you're a genius. Thanks big G.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
bionicfemme:
Heehee...you ladies are awesome, you make me all silly pants. I'm seriously thinking about it, but i'm still a little bit shy about it. Maybe when Claudia comes to town i'll ask her all about what its like to be a suicidegirl and that will convince me to do it.
bionicfemme:
Oh yeah, I still don't know how and why I hooked up with that heartless bitch with a hairy back and one inverted nipple lol. Note to self: if you are going to get played out, at least make sure you're cheated on by someone lacking long, managable back hair.
