Ok, I refuse to let such a bitter, angry journal entry stay on the page any longer. All this talk of N is boring even to me, and i'm writing it. Instead, I will invent specific "plans" to fix my life. These are including, but not limited to:
1. Do nude modeling to liberate self
2. Find nice girl, take her to chocolate shop on the Castro for a tea party
3. Find new job
4. Hurry up and finish college so I am not dominated by family for financial assistance
5. Tell my clueless father i'm gay
6. Commence with world domination, send all of the bad people to the moon
7. Construct time machine out of Campbell's soup cans and Saran Wrap so I can fast forward to my 21st birthday and finally go to a different club
8. Spend more quality time with my hamster because she misses me
9. Finish book i've always promised to finish and yet never do
10. Rescue my best friend from her abusive baby daddy by taking hormone pills and becoming a man.
Ok...which plan should I start with first?
1. Do nude modeling to liberate self
2. Find nice girl, take her to chocolate shop on the Castro for a tea party
3. Find new job
4. Hurry up and finish college so I am not dominated by family for financial assistance
5. Tell my clueless father i'm gay
6. Commence with world domination, send all of the bad people to the moon
7. Construct time machine out of Campbell's soup cans and Saran Wrap so I can fast forward to my 21st birthday and finally go to a different club
8. Spend more quality time with my hamster because she misses me
9. Finish book i've always promised to finish and yet never do
10. Rescue my best friend from her abusive baby daddy by taking hormone pills and becoming a man.
Ok...which plan should I start with first?
1) being nude will not liberate yourself. Unfortunately, it isnt that easy. In fact, you should be careful about being nude to liberate yourself because it may have the opposite effect as others have noted.
2) Very good. Now you are talking!
3) This is always a good idea. My friend in Tokyo is currently trying to convince me to do the same.
4) Financial assistance will plague you unless you let go. If you have this problem then you must consider yourself independent from this moment onwards. Otherwise you will lose years to the very idea. Move to Jamaica and dont tell anyone if necessary.
5) You father will never understand anyway. But do it just to clear that point. Some of my best friends are gay, but the best of these friends are no longer burdened by this kind of situation.
6) Forget world domination. Even though you might be an aries = asskicker, this is not something you should aspire to, unless your idea of world domination is domination of yourself.
7) HA! I cant help you with this one, but let me know if you are successful. My bet is that youll turn 21 before you make any headway on this idea ;-)
8) If you have an animal, aspire to its approach to life.
9) Do that now. Dont dilli dalli. When you have finished, if it is worth it, recommend it to someone like myself.
10) You dont need hormone pills to kick ass you are, after all, an aries. She doesnt need to be gay for you to rescue her. She advise her on the right kind of partner that she would benefit from
Dont follow a list. Listen to yourself, for no one knows you like you do.