I have a girlfriend!!!!
That's right, all bids are closed, the deal is sealed.
THIS lusty stallion now belongs to Unbornbloom! Whoohooooo!!!!!!
Take that SF lesbo community! Ya crazy psychos!!! No more wading through oceans of insane abusive women with tourrets syndrome!
**Triumphantly raises middle finger in slow motion**
We had a grand old time today. I took her to the chocolate shop I had always wanted to take a special girl and apparently the shop is GOING OUT OF BUSINESS!!!! This is terrible!!! At least I got to bring her before it closed. I felt so sorry for the owner, a buddy of mine, that I bought a pound of fudge that I didn't really need to help him out.
I don't know how many men took pictures of Unbornbloom and I walking through SF holding hands today. She said she felt like the paparazzi was after her. We were kissing at one place and a FAMILY stopped and posed next to us while the dad shot a commemerative family photo!!!! WTF!!! "Here's the golden gate bridge, here's city hall, oh, and here's two girls groping each other?"
Ach, sheer humiliation. I figure, though, that we turned so many heads because she's the cutest girl i've ever dated.
She's so funny too. We were riding the Bart into SF and this preppy family next to us said, "Gee, maybe we might see some real live homeless people today!" I turned to Unbornbloom. "Can I bring one home, mommy?" I said. "But I don't know what they eat!" She said. Damn bourgeoisie.
We ran into SG Lola and had lunch with her. I was so happy to see her! She told me she got gay porn for Christmas. YAY LOLA!!!!
At one point, Unbornbloom and I were walking down the street and some ghetto homie G says, "Out mah way bitch! Out mah way bitch!" Nobody talks to my girl like that. I turned around and yelled "FUCK YOU, ASS!!!!" He looked a little shocked, turned around and kept walking.
And at some other point we were making out and these teenyboppers said "Ew, that is like, totally gross. They might as well fuck in public!"
Yeah, we might as well. Too bad laws prevent it.
Once again, I repeat:
Me=
You=
That's right, all bids are closed, the deal is sealed.
THIS lusty stallion now belongs to Unbornbloom! Whoohooooo!!!!!!
Take that SF lesbo community! Ya crazy psychos!!! No more wading through oceans of insane abusive women with tourrets syndrome!
**Triumphantly raises middle finger in slow motion**
We had a grand old time today. I took her to the chocolate shop I had always wanted to take a special girl and apparently the shop is GOING OUT OF BUSINESS!!!! This is terrible!!! At least I got to bring her before it closed. I felt so sorry for the owner, a buddy of mine, that I bought a pound of fudge that I didn't really need to help him out.
I don't know how many men took pictures of Unbornbloom and I walking through SF holding hands today. She said she felt like the paparazzi was after her. We were kissing at one place and a FAMILY stopped and posed next to us while the dad shot a commemerative family photo!!!! WTF!!! "Here's the golden gate bridge, here's city hall, oh, and here's two girls groping each other?"
Ach, sheer humiliation. I figure, though, that we turned so many heads because she's the cutest girl i've ever dated.
She's so funny too. We were riding the Bart into SF and this preppy family next to us said, "Gee, maybe we might see some real live homeless people today!" I turned to Unbornbloom. "Can I bring one home, mommy?" I said. "But I don't know what they eat!" She said. Damn bourgeoisie.
We ran into SG Lola and had lunch with her. I was so happy to see her! She told me she got gay porn for Christmas. YAY LOLA!!!!
At one point, Unbornbloom and I were walking down the street and some ghetto homie G says, "Out mah way bitch! Out mah way bitch!" Nobody talks to my girl like that. I turned around and yelled "FUCK YOU, ASS!!!!" He looked a little shocked, turned around and kept walking.
And at some other point we were making out and these teenyboppers said "Ew, that is like, totally gross. They might as well fuck in public!"
Yeah, we might as well. Too bad laws prevent it.
Once again, I repeat:
Me=
You=
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Good for the two of you.