Arrrgh!!! B-Femme ANGRY!!!
OK, so my sis and I go and eat Mexican food, right? We're having a jolly bonding day. Then we make the mistake of going to K-Mart because I want the new Missy Elliott CD. (Yeah, it's funny! I know, it's a rap CD, but I like the song she came out with that has the elephant sound effects and words in reverse...I've always been a fan of Missy, ever since supafly).
So I ask this fat store attendant where the Missy CDs are (and he looks like that guy from office space that mumbles all time). So he gives it to me and says, "I hope you know you have to be 18 to purchase this CD." and I said, "Oh, well no problem, 'cause i'm 20." and he says, "Just so you know, they're going to check your ID" and I said, "Uh, OK, that's alright, I have it with me." and he snorts and walks off? I've never been carded for a CD before. Even when I bought it, the guy at the register didn't ask for my ID. What the fuck ever.
So then my sis runs into the "popular people" from school and I see her look really uncomfortable. The blonde abercombites look at me in my Hurleys and New Rocks like i'm some freak, so I just look at them like "Uhhh...you're in 7th grade?" and they get freaked out and run away. Then this 14 year old buttfuck starts shit with me.
"The Missy Elliott CD???" -Him
"Hahaha! I know, isn't it hilarious? I only have like three rap CD's, and two of them are Missy." -Me
"What do you listen to?" -Him
"Oh, techno, alternative, punk...a little bit of everything." -Me
"Have you heard of 'oppressed disorder?'" -Him
"No"- Me
"How about 'the somethings?' they play at a club in Berkley" -Him
"No, I haven't heard of them either." -Me
"Oh, well you must not listen to a lot of punk." -Him
"Um, have you heard of Flogging Molly?" -Me
"No..." -Him
"Well, then I suppose you don't listen to much punk either. Anyway, my annoyance level has risen. If there's anything I can't stand, it's 14 year old fucks that still live with their moms trying to start shit." -Me, walking off.
My sis was disappointed because she wanted to see my trademark rage kick in, complete with screaming. She said if I would have not been wearing my do rag and had my hair spiked, I woulda showed them a thing or two. LOL! I started clutching my chest screaming "Why don't youth respect their elders anymore???"
Personally, I don't care. I don't claim to be a punk because the minute you say you're punk, 15 people will try to say you're a poser, that you aren't "really" punk since you didn't listen to Operation Ivy in your mother's uterus. I dress the way I want, listen to what I want, do whatever the fuck I want to do and if people call me punk, then fine. Personally, I like every musical style except country, so I don't think I can be encompassed in a label. Whatever. I'm just angry that these arrogant little fucks tried to start shit with a 20 year old they didn't even know. I don't play junior high games, I don't give a shit about popular people, even when they're my own age.
My sis said, "Yeah, that guy has had 2 girlfriends this year already! All the girls love him!" And I said, "Fuck that! I've had more girlfriends than that this year. He should sit his ass down and take a lesson from me."
OK, so my sis and I go and eat Mexican food, right? We're having a jolly bonding day. Then we make the mistake of going to K-Mart because I want the new Missy Elliott CD. (Yeah, it's funny! I know, it's a rap CD, but I like the song she came out with that has the elephant sound effects and words in reverse...I've always been a fan of Missy, ever since supafly).
So I ask this fat store attendant where the Missy CDs are (and he looks like that guy from office space that mumbles all time). So he gives it to me and says, "I hope you know you have to be 18 to purchase this CD." and I said, "Oh, well no problem, 'cause i'm 20." and he says, "Just so you know, they're going to check your ID" and I said, "Uh, OK, that's alright, I have it with me." and he snorts and walks off? I've never been carded for a CD before. Even when I bought it, the guy at the register didn't ask for my ID. What the fuck ever.
So then my sis runs into the "popular people" from school and I see her look really uncomfortable. The blonde abercombites look at me in my Hurleys and New Rocks like i'm some freak, so I just look at them like "Uhhh...you're in 7th grade?" and they get freaked out and run away. Then this 14 year old buttfuck starts shit with me.
"The Missy Elliott CD???" -Him
"Hahaha! I know, isn't it hilarious? I only have like three rap CD's, and two of them are Missy." -Me
"What do you listen to?" -Him
"Oh, techno, alternative, punk...a little bit of everything." -Me
"Have you heard of 'oppressed disorder?'" -Him
"No"- Me
"How about 'the somethings?' they play at a club in Berkley" -Him
"No, I haven't heard of them either." -Me
"Oh, well you must not listen to a lot of punk." -Him
"Um, have you heard of Flogging Molly?" -Me
"No..." -Him
"Well, then I suppose you don't listen to much punk either. Anyway, my annoyance level has risen. If there's anything I can't stand, it's 14 year old fucks that still live with their moms trying to start shit." -Me, walking off.
My sis was disappointed because she wanted to see my trademark rage kick in, complete with screaming. She said if I would have not been wearing my do rag and had my hair spiked, I woulda showed them a thing or two. LOL! I started clutching my chest screaming "Why don't youth respect their elders anymore???"
Personally, I don't care. I don't claim to be a punk because the minute you say you're punk, 15 people will try to say you're a poser, that you aren't "really" punk since you didn't listen to Operation Ivy in your mother's uterus. I dress the way I want, listen to what I want, do whatever the fuck I want to do and if people call me punk, then fine. Personally, I like every musical style except country, so I don't think I can be encompassed in a label. Whatever. I'm just angry that these arrogant little fucks tried to start shit with a 20 year old they didn't even know. I don't play junior high games, I don't give a shit about popular people, even when they're my own age.
My sis said, "Yeah, that guy has had 2 girlfriends this year already! All the girls love him!" And I said, "Fuck that! I've had more girlfriends than that this year. He should sit his ass down and take a lesson from me."
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DOODIE!!!