Tuesday Nov 05, 2002

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Happy six months, Merry Christmas! **Grimace**

I got home and didn't return any calls. Dimmed the lights.

Fucked myself for a cumulative amount of three hours to celebrate. Started laughing because I thought hey, at least my cum isn't as bitter as I am. Caramel apple goodness for all, kiddies.

Time for a catnap in the nude to soft, peaceful music.

Zzzzzzz....
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bionicfemme:
"...don't know how you do the voodoo that you do so well it's a spell, hell! Makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop!"

I want to go back in time and come back in my next life as either Salt OR Pepa...
mistersatan:
Then *I* would like to be reincarnated as your only pair of thong underwear. wink

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