Happy six months, Merry Christmas! **Grimace**
I got home and didn't return any calls. Dimmed the lights.
Fucked myself for a cumulative amount of three hours to celebrate. Started laughing because I thought hey, at least my cum isn't as bitter as I am. Caramel apple goodness for all, kiddies.
Time for a catnap in the nude to soft, peaceful music.
Zzzzzzz....
I got home and didn't return any calls. Dimmed the lights.
Fucked myself for a cumulative amount of three hours to celebrate. Started laughing because I thought hey, at least my cum isn't as bitter as I am. Caramel apple goodness for all, kiddies.
Time for a catnap in the nude to soft, peaceful music.
Zzzzzzz....
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I want to go back in time and come back in my next life as either Salt OR Pepa...