bionicfemme

ARRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!

I am going to go insane!!! This homework overload is killing me!!!! I feel like a bug splatting against a window of a car driving down the freeway!!!

But i'll tell a funny story before I get back to the grind.

So yesterday this lady was selling flowers at school, right? She was selling these huge, beautiful roses with dark sangria petals that looked almost like velvet, and they smelled so sweet. I thought, "Whoa! This flower is as big as my head!" and promptly purchased one for Lola.

So then I went and visited Lola and gave it to her and she gave me a present in return! It was AN EAR OF CORN!!!!

Whoo hooo! She also showed me this dance move she does called "The Pulp Fiction" whereby she bobs up and down and waves her fingers in a V formation over her eyes. Hahahahaha!

We went to get coffee and Persian music began to pump over the cafe's speakers. The barista, a Persian man, says, "This music makes me want to shake my booty!" and he starts BELLY-DANCING for me and Lola! Pelvis-swiveling and all!

So I ran home with my ear of corn and I was quite happy.

d00d, an ear of corn??? Lola automatically scores a 10 on the cool-o-meter.

Well, my fun time's over kids, I must finish working on my damn paper as it was actually due last tuesday and I am lucky to have gotten an extension.