bionicfemme

There's somethin' BIG on my mind lately...don't worry, it isn't a bad thing. Maybe you could call it a plan? It's a longshot hope/wish.

Detailed plans for wedding:
- I must wear a wedding dress made out of the British flag (hey don't laugh! i've wanted to do that since I was 16)
- The bride can wear whatever she wants, but preferably something zany so I don't look like an idiot in my British flag wedding dress
- Have "Destroy 2000 years of culture" by Atari Teenage Riot as the wedding march because by marrying a woman, I WILL be destroying 2000 years of culture.
- Hire a preacher that has Barry White's voice
- Make a big point to tell my biological father about it and not invite him to the wedding, pissing him off for two reasons
- I've always thought it would be cool to have a honeymoon in outer space, but I don't have the money so there goes that plan
- Instead of walking down the isle casually with whoever's giving me away, I want all of the people at the wedding to line up at the sides and I want to dance down the isle like i'm in Soul Train. I wish I could learn breakdancing and spin on my head, but I don't think my body will ever be capable of doing that.