Terribly anti-climactic in all senses of the word. I got Tiffy to come with me and we went to Mecca. All of the chicks were really hot...
FOR 45 YEAR OLDS!
God! They were sooooo old. I was rather peeved that I had wasted so much time getting ready, was wearing a hot little black dress and scented like Chanel's Allure for nothing. I was...
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FOR 45 YEAR OLDS!
God! They were sooooo old. I was rather peeved that I had wasted so much time getting ready, was wearing a hot little black dress and scented like Chanel's Allure for nothing. I was...
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cookiemonster:
Hmmm... I'm kind of at an impasse with myself here.. if a lot of people agree your legs are hot, you might be worth cuddling.. but you probably have body lice now too >

desidia:
ewww... touching people
Tonight marks the last phase in my Bionic Femme battle/seduction/model/activist training that I started around this same time last year to reinvent myself after Natalie.
Last chapter: The Pilgrimage to Mecca.
This is supposedly THE place to see and be seen by the starlets of our scene. Cocktails cost $7.50 here. What the??? Yeah.
There will be no granola butches or leather daddies, just the...
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Last chapter: The Pilgrimage to Mecca.
This is supposedly THE place to see and be seen by the starlets of our scene. Cocktails cost $7.50 here. What the??? Yeah.
There will be no granola butches or leather daddies, just the...
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antiprincess:
Damn you and your seductive ways.
cookiemonster:
Fight? Uh oh.. sounds like things might get violent. I hope you didn't pay as much attention to your nails as you did to your attire... you might ruin either or both if things get too heated.
Or have I just been playing too many video games again?
Or have I just been playing too many video games again?
Ok, so I know I just wrote a journal like an hour ago, but I am trying desperately not to do my homework, so i'm going to update it yet again. Since I reiterate today is Cinco De Mayo and one year since I broke up with Natalie, i'm issuing a declaration of independence/standards i'm asking for in a chick from now on.
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hyenahell:
very righteous list. mad props and good luck. and. um... so when can we get married?
(this time... in my dreams... sigh.)

(this time... in my dreams... sigh.)
lighthammer:
You had to date three models/actress to realize that theyre all nuts? Hell, I could have told you that and spared you the headache.
Seems like a fine list...although you did leave out "Must like to play video games/or RPG's." But does that fall under the "periodic dorkiness" category"?
By the way...love the new pic
Seems like a fine list...although you did leave out "Must like to play video games/or RPG's." But does that fall under the "periodic dorkiness" category"?
By the way...love the new pic

Today it has been exactly one year since I broke up with Natalie, I did it on Cinco De Mayo, the day of independence.
Well, good riddance, I am much better off without her insanity in my life and if not for that breakup, I never would have gotten the story/character idea for "The Bionic Femme."
Go read Onefoolishline's journal. We had a creative writing...
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fallen1carus:
dancer in the dark stars bjork as a single mother, music obsessed poor woman who is going blind. she gets into this horrible manipulative situation and ends up killing her neighbor because he's a sonofabitch and makes her do it. then she faces murder charges for this thing she HAD to do and she can't get out of it. it's not really very violent, mostly just sad. i haven't cried so much at a movie since beaches when i was like 8.
so that's why you shouldn't see it! it's a "feel horrible" movie.
so that's why you shouldn't see it! it's a "feel horrible" movie.
olivia:
you said daintycore. and now my two favourite aries are connected. i give you http://daintycore.com/
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
OK, read the journal before this one.
SHE EMAILED ME YET ANOTHER APOLOGY!
"I know you probably want me to die, but I have to tell you how bad I feel for what I did. I drank way too much and I have noticed that you put up some postings on craigs list telling me how pretentious I am and the catwalk comment....
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OK, read the journal before this one.
SHE EMAILED ME YET ANOTHER APOLOGY!
"I know you probably want me to die, but I have to tell you how bad I feel for what I did. I drank way too much and I have noticed that you put up some postings on craigs list telling me how pretentious I am and the catwalk comment....
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mike11:
The woman I date have aged me at a dramatic rate. If I could only figure out how to live without them .
volkov:
sheeeeeeeyit! Imuh Texan! It'll take more than some panzy assed German food poisoning to put me down! heck my red blood cells and antibodies are down there right now shoving microbes around and shouting...as we Texicans do.
*tips hat and winks companionably*
v

*tips hat and winks companionably*
v
Oh GOD...THE AUDREY DRAMA CONTINUES. A CL flamewar and a pathetic apology email.
Audrey posted And you know it's her because she uses ellipses too much.
One chick and Some other chick made fun of her post which was really funny and
I returned fire because i'm so damn bitchy and witty it kills me.
Tiffy joined the fray and turned it into a lesbian...
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Audrey posted And you know it's her because she uses ellipses too much.
One chick and Some other chick made fun of her post which was really funny and
I returned fire because i'm so damn bitchy and witty it kills me.
Tiffy joined the fray and turned it into a lesbian...
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bionicfemme:
I am!!!!
I am quickly becoming a new face in the scene and with enough patience I will take it over. I will rock this city and the women in it.
It will just take time...
I am quickly becoming a new face in the scene and with enough patience I will take it over. I will rock this city and the women in it.
It will just take time...
hel:
i just dropped by to say you're beautiful... that is all.
:hel:
:hel:
So Onefoolishline tried to teach me to smoke today. I could not suck the flame in properly to keep it lit and the SF breeze kept extinguishing it. At one point she yelled "PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH, BITCH!" and I said "Ooooh I love when you order me around like that." Onefoolish line should be gay and she has major budonkadonk like whoa.
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coco:
Okay I know everyone has alread said it, but BOOOO to smoking. Whenever I see a hot girl light up I cringe! Oh yeah, and diet soda is super yucko.
We still need to get out and explore this city sometime. You up for it?
We still need to get out and explore this city sometime. You up for it?
icarustar:
Good luck on the seduction technique project. I'm expecting impressive results!
For the horniest, I think a masturbation-fest is the only option. It's like rapid chain smoking in a closet to kick the cigarette habit. Do it until you're sick, and then emerge into the SF night a new women, albeit tired and sore.
For the horniest, I think a masturbation-fest is the only option. It's like rapid chain smoking in a closet to kick the cigarette habit. Do it until you're sick, and then emerge into the SF night a new women, albeit tired and sore.

I added like 20 pics on my pictures folder...think of it as a not naked set!
So i'm going to start smoking. I want a sexy smoker's voice, dammit. Plus it just looks sexy. I don't care what the hell they taught me in D.A.R.E. in fifth grade, smoking really IS good for you! I want something that tastes exotic and sweet, that tastes nothing...
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So i'm going to start smoking. I want a sexy smoker's voice, dammit. Plus it just looks sexy. I don't care what the hell they taught me in D.A.R.E. in fifth grade, smoking really IS good for you! I want something that tastes exotic and sweet, that tastes nothing...
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jizzikah:
wow...you drink the way i do. if i can taste alcohol, i will not like it. sometimes the bartender will make me a drink, and no matter how many times i'll tell him or her that, i still taste alcohol. i can never win. btw, i like your pix. you're really cute! hmm..i hope you're not the type that finds that comment condescending. i really don't know you. ok, now i'm rambling. gonna walk away. really. i am.
fred:
Wow,
I'm not even that impressed with how this audrey looks. She seems just really jaded and empty.
But Salon personals are fascinating. I found your pic
...much cuter than audrey.
And see the cute japanese girl on the front page of personals.salon.com, my kind of dream girl. She lives in NYC though. (couldn't get the link to work)
Please don't smoke. After it damages your vocal cords it might make you sultrier but it will also make you stinkier.
I say -- go out with the intention of having fun and adventures and eventually the right one will fall right in your lap (so to speak
).
-- (the artist formerly known as j----p)
[Edited on May 03, 2003]
I'm not even that impressed with how this audrey looks. She seems just really jaded and empty.
But Salon personals are fascinating. I found your pic

And see the cute japanese girl on the front page of personals.salon.com, my kind of dream girl. She lives in NYC though. (couldn't get the link to work)
Please don't smoke. After it damages your vocal cords it might make you sultrier but it will also make you stinkier.
I say -- go out with the intention of having fun and adventures and eventually the right one will fall right in your lap (so to speak

-- (the artist formerly known as j----p)
[Edited on May 03, 2003]
AUDREY IS A WHORE!!! As of now, I am the most drunk I have ever been in my life. I can't walk talk, or think straight. SG's Tiffy helped me home safely; without her, I think I would not have been able to get home alright. She took me back to her house, the darling. On the bus ride home, I loudly slurred my life...
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nordicskin:
Fuck that BITCH, she lost out, from what i can see and from what i've read.
I know how you feel, as far as her crawling all over those women. Here just last month me and EX- friend/ sometime lover went to a Rave, and not only did she get loaded on X right off but she wanted us to have an orgy with these two chicks we met in the fucking bath room! Lilith was the same way with me as Aurey was with you, i was drawn to her, but moths are drawn to fire, so it's good we're both away from those bitchs!!!
Now if you like older women, i'm 34
I know how you feel, as far as her crawling all over those women. Here just last month me and EX- friend/ sometime lover went to a Rave, and not only did she get loaded on X right off but she wanted us to have an orgy with these two chicks we met in the fucking bath room! Lilith was the same way with me as Aurey was with you, i was drawn to her, but moths are drawn to fire, so it's good we're both away from those bitchs!!!
Now if you like older women, i'm 34

morgan:
The sad thing is in the Maxim "100 million ways to please your girlfriend" list, almost all of the things listed are ways that will only please the man involved. *sigh*
Added to list of questions for me to give to potential dates- "Do you like Maxim or Cosmo?" I'll run away from the people who do.
Added to list of questions for me to give to potential dates- "Do you like Maxim or Cosmo?" I'll run away from the people who do.
AHEM!!!! I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE I'VE ADOPTED A NEW THEME SONG TO MY LIFE!!! You know you love this song. Digital Underground, yo. It fits perfectly.
Aight stop whatcha doin'
cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style
that ya used to.
I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money, see
so listen up world I hope you're ready for me.
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Aight stop whatcha doin'
cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style
that ya used to.
I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money, see
so listen up world I hope you're ready for me.
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olivia:
I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in tha girls pants
and I even got my own dance.
- i love that part
I WANNA SEE THE DANCE!!!
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in tha girls pants
and I even got my own dance.
- i love that part
I WANNA SEE THE DANCE!!!
volkov:
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
I love that song! they actually played it at some dance I went to in 8th grade. I think it was the only song I actually danced to.
so I am back in the States. I'll have to tell you all about the amazing adventures. but for now all I can say is...Scottish girls, yo! mmmmmmm
*goofy grin*
*hugs!*
v
I love that song! they actually played it at some dance I went to in 8th grade. I think it was the only song I actually danced to.
so I am back in the States. I'll have to tell you all about the amazing adventures. but for now all I can say is...Scottish girls, yo! mmmmmmm
*goofy grin*
*hugs!*
v
Tomorrow, we will see what I have learned from the past.
It will be put to good use.
It will be put to good use.
jivesucka52:
Hey. First off, Heather told me you wanted to try and get this zine going so I emailed her. Welcome aboard. I don't know what I'm doing so we'll throw ideas around and all that jazz...
What are you doing tomorrow? As long as you don't repeat the past's mistakes then you should be fine. Good luck in whatever you're doing.
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What are you doing tomorrow? As long as you don't repeat the past's mistakes then you should be fine. Good luck in whatever you're doing.
[Edited on Apr 30, 2003]
Hmm! She responded:
I totally understand and respect what you are saying.....I have had some bad experiences as well and I don't indulge in it too often.......I was just being honest with you that it is a temptation of mine....I actually prefer just drinking because coke usually makes me too emotional........so It has been like two weeks since I have touched it but I understand...
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I totally understand and respect what you are saying.....I have had some bad experiences as well and I don't indulge in it too often.......I was just being honest with you that it is a temptation of mine....I actually prefer just drinking because coke usually makes me too emotional........so It has been like two weeks since I have touched it but I understand...
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onefoolishline:
i love it when you call me big papa.
i wanna get tea or something. where are you?

i wanna get tea or something. where are you?

letigre:
300 pound butch? yikes! thats a whole lotta woman. hehe.
never give up. the girl is out there. love will find you.
never give up. the girl is out there. love will find you.