bionicfemme

Lucky, everyone get's to go out tonight but me.

Hope you have fun.

Oh, and you MUST rent Equilibrium, it absolutely rocked.

(PS-love the new picture)

hehe. so easy to get my daughter's blush on

ps: you were seen with like 10 different ladies last night. i guess they all read your story eh!?

You need to get fucked? Well maybe if you close your eyes really, really tight and pretend I'm Halle Berry with big hands.. I could help you. O.o''

As a former english major, I know exactly...what...you...mean.

95% of all poetry sounds the same, in my opinion. Either blank or rhyming verse about how sucky one's life is, how one's love is like a red, red rose, or is just so plain weird that it is impossible to understand it without the poet there explaining it to you.

bah. I'm bitter, sometimes, when it comes to writing.

Good luck with your award and stuff. Technically, I would love to join you at Lesburlesque tonight, but last night was practically an all-nighter to do my last really challenging paper of the semester (ever?), and I just got home, so I am beat. I think I'll be spending the night in bed w/ my new Hitachi Magic Wand. :-D Have fun, and tell Amy (who should be the token "plus-size" stripper with flaming red hair) that I said hi. She should know who I am, I'm not her stalker or anything.

when will someone actually kidnap me?

i feel much better now that i've slept....i was on a one way track to my bed last night. could hardly stand when i got in. but i only got 3 hours so i'm going to take a bit of a nap today and then do some work. call me if you want to go to the department thing tonight.

::hug::

i've been dying to ask you what you use in your hair for WEEKS and WEEKS!

oh, and anytime. just ask.

that's great. i read that thing that was put up on the site and i loved it. you are very talented and i can't wait until we can go to a bookstore and buy you work. congrats.

You rawk. Amulet or no, you deserve it!

Just stopped by to tell you how fucking brilliant you are. Your story almost made me feel like crying but I can't really explain why that is... Anyway, it was amazing; very sexy without sounding sleezy.
Also you're hella cute and it's shocking to me that you don't get laid each and every night.

You're a high standard to be held to! Dude, you can write, and I totally admire how much you share with this site. No matter how many yous there are, at least one of them seems to know what's going on. I hope the rest catch up, and I hope to read more of your urban fairy tales!

AS

....with your good looks and lilting prose...
....and with my cute ineptitude and bumbling but ultimately boyish charm...
....we could be a super-duo and get girls... but not like the wonder twins... they fucking suck.

Leave me alone.. I'm hung over -.-''

*puts bfemme's hair BACK in her head*

have a nice time sweetie. i have seven papers to write. kissy face.
oh! i just thought of the best word and i'm using it till i'm sick of it- "unmentionables."

and uh..."keep on truckin." tee hee.

[Edited on May 11, 2003]

great story i m rocked

don't tell me to hurry up, it's fast enough already

I haven't told you that you kick ass recently, so here I am telling you so.

You kick ass.

great story. (much O)

and will we know if disappear, if you take our pasts with you?

peace gorgeous.

If you ask me, that spider would've proved to be a better companion than the hot college girls you squished it to protect.

It could've been a wealth of sage advice and life-altering lessons.. like that Charlotte chick in the book about the pig.. and the spider.. whos name was Charlotte..

Er.. yeah.. bottom line. Spiders suck less than half-witted (but hot, regardless) college twits.

Flannel? Damn, that is scary!

The Spider stared at you? Really? That's creepy.

cutest hog ever!