biomechmonster

Smarty Jones won the Preakness by 11 1/2 lengths, a new record. It was the second most impressive live horse race I've ever seen in my short life. I think we'll have a Triple Crown winner this year.

I would give my left arm and my right leg for an invisible sniper rifle to shoot my ex in the back of the head with. He irritates the hell out of me; I'm so glad that we will no longer be working together after graduation. A few examples of how he annoys me:

Breathing.

Living.

A couple hours ago he came up to me while I was at the computer and dramatically took his coat off. We were the only people in the room. What the fuck? I could only ignore this one.

Also, earlier this afternoon there was a guy sleeping in the corner. The ex, in all his brilliance, exclaimed, "Is that guy SLEEPING?!" No dumbshit, he's dead, now fuck off.

Did I mention living?

Rob got his JD a couple days ago....I hope you enjoy that shit!