school's over, yay!
I think skittles commercials are telling you to do drugs.
I think skittles commercials are telling you to do drugs.
Smarty Jones won the Preakness by 11 1/2 lengths, a new record. It was the second most impressive live horse race I've ever seen in my short life. I think we'll have a Triple Crown winner this year.
I would give my left arm and my right leg for an invisible sniper rifle to shoot my ex in the back of the head with. He...
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trucker_fiction:
holy shit... you have GOT to read this... courtney love has a journal on this site... read the insanity at Courtney
After the gray, mud-splashed form of Smarty Jones passed pacesetter Lion Heart, whose unmudded colors were a sharp contrast, in the homestretch on his way to winning the 130th running of the Kentucky Derby in the unimpressive time of 2:04 (forgiving, considering the slop the poor beasts had to race through), I knew I'd want to go out that night and celebrate.
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trucker_fiction:
sounds like the evening didnt quite have the impact you were hoping for... oh well, perhaps next time. I NEVER turn down a free drink, unless it's tequila, in which case I will immediately begin 
followed by usually giving myself a 
. call me a 
if you want to, but Tequila makes me want to 
and if someone insists on it, I'll probably get real 
and call upon my friend, who is a badass 
followed by usually giving myself a . call me a if you want to, but Tequila makes me want to and if someone insists on it, I'll probably get real and call upon my friend, who is a badass 
biomechmonster:
Hatred of tequila but love of whiskey must run in the family. Who the hell did we get that from? 
I caught a cold from the bar a couple nights ago...last night I was drinking wine and smoking some 420 here at home, then after I went to bed I woke up at 6am and took some Nyquil to stop my stuffy nose so now I feel like a complete retard, I'm not even sure how to do the dishes right now 
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biomechmonster:
pics
Gonna go see a friend I haven't been out with for a while in an hour or so, I promised I'd stick to beer tonight...last weekend when I went out the bar had no Jack Daniels (CAN YOU BELIEVE IT) so since the girl I was with only liked Jagermeister, we did shots of that and I went overboard. The morning after my piss smelled...
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trucker_fiction:
hi... you can respond directly to someone's journal by clicking their username, then adding your comment to their journal or whatever... later!
heheh.... uncle fester...
heheh.... uncle fester...
theinspector:
hm, I really need to post pics, I shave my head but I don't want to look like uncle fester.
Hope you have fun, and seems like I saw you in chat, so see you there more often hopefully
Hope you have fun, and seems like I saw you in chat, so see you there more often hopefully
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