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A MARRIED COUPLE ARE WALKING THROUGH THE PARK WHEN A FLOCK OF PIGEONS FLY OVERHEAD, THE COUPLE TRY TO AVOID THEM HOWEVER THE HUSBAND RECEIVES A HOT PILE OF PIGEON POOP ON HIS HEAD. THE WIFE COMMENTS "TOO BAD WE DONT HAVE ANY TISSUE" THE HUSBAND RESPONDS " WHAT GOOD WOULD THAT DO THE PIGEONS ARE LIKE A MILE AWAY BY NOW". IT TOOK ME 14 HOURS TO GET THIS JOKE.

since "a few" of you (many of you) are complaining that you can't get this joke either, i'll give it up.....

while the wife wishes they had some tissue to wipe the poop off her husband's head ("TOO BAD WE DONT HAVE ANY TISSUE")

the husband assumes she wants the tissue to wipe the pigeon's poopy butt after he went poopy (" WHAT GOOD WOULD THAT DO THE PIGEONS ARE LIKE A MILE AWAY BY NOW")

now i feel clever for figuring this joke out after only 14 hours! lol love you guys! hope you laughed a little!