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LAST NIGHT I FELL ASLEEP AT LIKE 8 PM BECAUSE I HAD 3 HRS OF SLEEP THE NIGHT BEFORE AND BECAUSE I WAS IN MALABU ALL DAY AT THE GHETTI VILLA, WHICH WAS AWESOME BY THE WAY, ANYHOW JEZZEBELLE (MY KITTY WHO IS MY FUCKING CHILD!) WANTED TO PLAY AT LIKE 2 AM. WE HAVE THIS BLANKET GAME WHERE I MOVE MY HAND UNDER A BLANKET AND SHE SWATS AT IT AND GETS ALL FRISKY LIKE KITTENS DO. WELL I WAS ASLEEP AND SHE JUMPS UP BY MY HEAD AND STARTS LICKING MY FACE WHICH IS CUTE DURING AWAKE TIME. SO I PUT THE BLANKETS OVER MY FACE AND ATTEMPT TO FALL BACK ASLEEP. SO JEZZEBELLE GOES "I LOVE THIS GAME!" AND SWATS AT MY FACE THROUGH THE BLANKETS. AND LET ME TELL YOU THIS SEVEN MONTH OLD CAT (WHO IS PRETTY SMALL STILL) PENETRATED TWO COMFORTERS AND A SHEET AND BROKE THE SKIN ON MY FACE ABOVE MY LIP. I WAS SO PISSED FOR THE 2 SECONDS BEFORE I FELL BACK ASLEEP. IN THE MORNING I FOUND JEZZY SLEEPIN MY BY HEAD AND ALL WAS FORGIVEN. ESSPESSUALLY WHEN SHE WOKE UP WHEN I SAT UP AND LOOKED UP AT ME WITH THOSE GREEN BABY EYES, MAN I LOVE HER! WHEN I LOOKED AT IT IN THE MIRROR I REALIZED IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A POPPED A ZIT, WHICH I DO A LOT ANYWAYS, SO NO BIGGY! LOL TRUE STORY LOL.

PS. I HAVE THREE PICS OF JEZZY IN MY ALBUM PIC IF YOU WANNA SEE HER! SHE'S THE CALICO, THE BLACK AND WHITE CAT IS SO DAMN OLD THAT ALL SHE DOES IS SLEEP I HAD HER SINCE I WAS 4 OR 5 SHE'S LIKE 15 YEARS OLD! HA I LOVE HER TOO THOUGH