If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1.
If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2.
If you are calling from a pay phone, please press 3.
If you are calling from a car phone, please press 4.
If you are calling from a secret spy phone, please press 5.
If you are calling from a princess phone, please press 6.
If you are calling from a car fax, please press 7.
and If you are calling from a rotary phone, please, stay on the line.
Make your selection at any time.
If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2.
If you are calling from a pay phone, please press 3.
If you are calling from a car phone, please press 4.
If you are calling from a secret spy phone, please press 5.
If you are calling from a princess phone, please press 6.
If you are calling from a car fax, please press 7.
and If you are calling from a rotary phone, please, stay on the line.
Make your selection at any time.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
cheech:
I don't think the soul was replaced; I think it was faked all along. It was never really an issue or concern until I found out more behind the scenes info (comparable to, say, finally looking around the hot dog factory, I guess).
hostileintent:
I hate it when you call a number and they REFUSE to let you speak to a human!!! 
