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Wednesday Dec 15, 2004

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update, 2:35 - 12.17.04

driving home today came very near to a collision. a truck driving with a mattress strapped in the bed, it was ahead of me. the road and town were dark, the sun had set not too long ago, and after a literal minute of driving on the highway i saw something move in the back of the truck.

i couldn't quite tell what it was, but it seemed like the tailgate had fallen down. a moment later i saw a large white object pop up in back of the truck, which is when i realized that the mattress was about to fall out, which it then did, but i couldn't see until the driver of the truck noticed and hit his brakes which illuminated the mattress coming toward me.

i, in turn, hit my brakes, which at 65-70mph are mostly non-existant and didn't stop me or even slow me down, so i swerved into the next lane which, luckily, was unoccupied.

after that, i smoked some cigarettes.

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[rant]

happy holidays, bitches!

on behalf of all of us in the field of customer service, i'd like to say:




FUCK OFF, RICHARD!





madface! like so: mad

today was one of the worst i've had so far. all kinds of angry motherfuckers turning me into an angry motherfucker. i stay fairly calm, but sometimes i wanna pick up random objects, which themselves have only a small amount of inertia, and add kinetic energy forming projectiles to accurately describe my feelings.

translation:

if you must insist on making my job more difficult than need be i will throw disposable cameras at your fucking head.

merry christmas and a happy new year with a concussion. holiday in the hospital.

[/rant]

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dookiejones:
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Dec 18, 2004
bankerboy:
Christ! I would have reached for the bottle of Makers Mark I keep behind the seat for such occasions. Wow!! eeek Glad you are ok.

Dealing with the public does indeed suck. I hate the lowest common denominator. Oh, and F Richard, whoever the miserable son-of-a-bitch is.

Hope your weekend is going well.

bb miao!!
Dec 18, 2004

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