billy_brown

so ive decided,
sarah jessica parker needs to eat a dick
always pushing the up button when that comes on the tv
ewwwwww bitch
denzel washington has some seriously fucked up personal style, and i cant take him seriously

the past two days have been filled with avett brothers, first at the sellersville theater and then last night at the grand opera in wilmington de.
they make me wet in the pants...
and also make me realize that the beard is where the fancy ninjas are at...woodsly style is the new black
denzel is the old black
and odb is the topsoil black


hes looking at me
looking, not licking (movia trivia anyone?)

on my way to the spot tonight i ran over a truck tire in the middle lane doing 80
my civic cried
i swear i got set for the damned thing to break into a million little pieces
it did not
part of the bumper is not so lucky, and is now not attached

little asians
save the day
like carny,circus folk

what i want for christmas

a gas mask, with fresh gummi scent in the tanks

i could switch off from haribo to black forest on a whim

pussies would be wet
on the constant


i did not
i repeat
i did not see beowulf tonight