A pirate walks in to his favorite pub after months away
Bartender: omg what happened to you
: what do you mean I'm fine?
Bartender: what about that wooden leg
: Oh that, well we were attacking a ship and a cannon ball hit my leg tis nothin laddy
Bartender: and what about your hand
: Ah yes, well I had a sword fight with a rival captain and he took my had so I got this hook, it's fine though
Bartender: and my god man what happend to you eye?
: oh that, well a seagull shit in my eye
Bartender: what seagull shit took out your eye
: No laddy is was my first day with the hook
Bartender: omg what happened to you
: what do you mean I'm fine?
Bartender: what about that wooden leg
: Oh that, well we were attacking a ship and a cannon ball hit my leg tis nothin laddy
Bartender: and what about your hand
: Ah yes, well I had a sword fight with a rival captain and he took my had so I got this hook, it's fine though
Bartender: and my god man what happend to you eye?
: oh that, well a seagull shit in my eye
Bartender: what seagull shit took out your eye
: No laddy is was my first day with the hook
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Bring those bikes, man. Let's fucking ride!
i miss you satan
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