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Gory Greetings & Foul Felititations, Berthold...



...So Welcome To THE ABOMINABLE APOTHECARY...I Should Warn You Tho...This Is NOT The 'Popular' Horror Group...Oh-No...We Are DEFINATELY Anything BUT...I Mean, Its Fairto say That Of COURSE We Enjoy EVERTHING From The Very Beginnings of Horror On Film, with The Universal Monster Movies, and Then Right On Up and Through The 50's Into The Rennaissance of Horror Fliks through The 60's and 70's (MY Personal Favorite Years...) Up On Through The New Wave Of 80's Slashers and Right Up To Now, with Mostly Hard To Find, and Strict Non-Hollywood, No CGI Infested Crap, Independant and International Horror...Nope..You Will NOT Be Seeing ANY "Resident Evil" or "House of The Dead" Video Game CRAP in here...Just A Whole Lotta Fuckin' SERIOUS Gore Fans, I Mean LITERALLY...We Are ALL Addicts to The Almighty Abominable (Hence The Clever Title...Most people think It's A Group on How to Grow Therapeutic Herbs that aren't neccessarily legal...HeHe..We Hide Ourselves Well) So I needn't tell you That I Hope That Old Skool, Hardcore Horror is What you are Into, Or You Just May Find Yourself In The Wrong Group...But If This DOES Sound Good...Then You Have Stumbled Upon A Potentially beneficial experience for you AND the Rest of us...Having Said That...Here..



...I Give EVERY new member this Gif, Cause I Know that when I cannot get MY Horror Fix, I Get REAL Ugly...So I Give it with Protection of your Loved Ones In Mind, Should You Find Yourself without and going through Fright Fix Withdrawal...I also Highly Recommend That You Read The Welcome Post At The Very 'Door' to The Apothecary...VERY IMPORTANT Rules and Guidelines That I Humbly Ask To Be Adhered to, As i guarantee, This Group is Not Like ANY Other in here...For Example, We are Just waiting For The Last of Four Monthly Quiz Questions to Be answered In Our "HOW MUCH OF A GOREWHORE ARE YOU?" Contest...3 Have Been answerd and awarded our Infamous Prize Of The Genuine Flayed Tokay Gecko...Dead Lizard...Flayed...Yup...REAL Prizes, So You May wanna give it A Shot...The person whom answers The very Last Question left, Not only wins A Dead Lizard...BUT, Is Going to be Our Very First Winner of 2005...
(There is SOOOOO Many Things and 'rooms' to explore In There...I am serious when I say It is More akin to A Sub-Site, almost like A Cyber-Spookhouse...You Really Have to Explore Every Part of it to See Why...we even have our own Chat room off site, so that we can continue various Dirty Deeds outside The Constraints of SG)
So...I Think That is About It...Oh Yes...I Almost Forgot...The Membership is sealed with your acceptantance of my extended cyber hand in fiendship, as I make it A Point to become fiends with ALL of My Members...We are ALL very close in there...So It Makes things Alot easier when I can Know each and everyones taste, and whatnot, for your maximum Hardcore Gore Experience...)
I think That Just About Covers it...Again...READ THE WELCOME POST...VERY IMPORTANT!!
Glad To Welcome and Induct You Into The Abominable Apothecary berthold...I Look Foward, and Await to See Your Contributions...
OOogaBOOoga skull ,SS
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