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Holy mother of god! Last night I went to sleep more drunk than . . . Fuck I don't even know. I have no idea when the last time I was that drunk was. I remember that i'd got that drunk a couple of times before kindo sorto somewhat recently, but I don't remember when those were. I know that the whole time I was in Australia I never got that drunk. I got drunk a few times, but not that drunk. Haha I ended up fighting with Stephean about I don't even know what. I just remember being all "Hey man you don't KNOWWWWW MANNNN!" trying to ask him about personal shit that happened in my life. That was a bit on the retarted side.

God I hate when I do that. Usually I'm pretty good about always maintaining my cool no matter how drunk i get, but every once in a while I do notice where I just lose touch with reality. Well, a lil bit anyway. I still have never got to where I'm rambling ridiculous nonsense like how my younger brother Tim gets. A few months back I was driving him home from Newport and he was going on about how we actually do live in the matrix. Like from the movie. Still never done that when drunk.

It's not like I've never been that drunk before, just that typically, when I get drunk I still maintain cognitive and reasoning ability. Back when I lived in the apartment with my older brother when I really used to drink, I used to play around with my drunkenness getting super ass drunk to where I could feel myself slipping into unconsciousness and I'd down a glass of alcohol and eat a bit of a bagel just afterward. A few minutes later I'd take a drink of water. The extra liquor would slip me just out of consciousness and then the bagel would slide through my intestines and scrape the alcohol off letting the water flow through and that'd end up waking me up. i'd do that a couple times throughout the night just flirting with unconsciousness.

And belive it or not, I wouldn't have hangovers the next day. Well depending on the definition of a hangover. Most people define a hangover as a headache and feeling like you have to throw up. If you have enough water in your bloodstream beforehand you won't end up being sick the next day. Nothing, however can make your brain work like it did before all the alcohol killed a significant portion of your brain cells. Once they're gone, they're gone and you can't get em back. I've found that eating lots of fish does help me tons to be able to focus on things and make decisions. Totally kills the booty though.

You can easily tell how often I drink liquor by how luscious my butt is. When it's kindo flat and bland it's because I've had to eat fish meat. When it's all plump and shakable it's because I've been eating high cholesterol foods like fried chicken n red beans n rice.