Last night was probably the most awesome SG event I'll ever go to. For me at least (and everyone else here). With the exception of Joes girl Shorty, every single person here was an SG addict and an SG camslut. This was the biggest culmination of biggest camsluts of chat that there's ever been. It's probable that there will never be anything like it ever again. I really wish Crazzy could have been out here. I should have flown her out. 
With her (and of course all of you) it would have been pretty perfect.
During the festivities I looked around and thought "man, this is just too rad. These are mah peoples for sure." I mean there was not one time that someone would bend over (like to look at something on one of the 4 laptops we had on and in chat) without someone coming up behind them and humping them. It was great. Nothing but vile vulgar drunken perverts. Going to a regular event like an SGIE event a girl can show up knowing that we won't be grabbing her tits n ass all the time and behave in a professional but fun manner. Last night it was a given. If you were standing near someone they would be grabbin your boobs. You have your butt next to someone they're grabbin your ass and molesting it.
I'm still here at Greggsters and NextTuesdays place in Wisconsin. Sanguine and Maladjested just took their rental car back to the airport. Last night JosephAdam and his gorgeous girlfriend came by and especially once he showed up the debauchery was nonstop until the last person konked out (me (well I don't know what happened in the bedrooms, I slept in the living room)). A few pictures of that in Toozs journal. Gregg seriously would not stop kissing everyone. And I mean everyone. What a ho. Plain and simple.
Suffice to say it was fun. I'm currently paying the price now. It's kindo funny, I watched over everyone elses drinking and made sure they did it right so they wouldn't have a hangover (except sanguine who supposedly can't get hung over) but myself, I did everything wrong that a drinker can do. I knew for a fact I was quite dehydrated but still drank. I mixed liquor (not much though, just had a few beers). I didn't eat anything except for some chicken which I threw up. it was just wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. So now I'm pretty much throwing up every color in the rainbow.
Oh yea. And we utilized the entire rest of my phone book last night with only two or three exceptions.
With her (and of course all of you) it would have been pretty perfect.During the festivities I looked around and thought "man, this is just too rad. These are mah peoples for sure." I mean there was not one time that someone would bend over (like to look at something on one of the 4 laptops we had on and in chat) without someone coming up behind them and humping them. It was great. Nothing but vile vulgar drunken perverts. Going to a regular event like an SGIE event a girl can show up knowing that we won't be grabbing her tits n ass all the time and behave in a professional but fun manner. Last night it was a given. If you were standing near someone they would be grabbin your boobs. You have your butt next to someone they're grabbin your ass and molesting it.
I'm still here at Greggsters and NextTuesdays place in Wisconsin. Sanguine and Maladjested just took their rental car back to the airport. Last night JosephAdam and his gorgeous girlfriend came by and especially once he showed up the debauchery was nonstop until the last person konked out (me (well I don't know what happened in the bedrooms, I slept in the living room)). A few pictures of that in Toozs journal. Gregg seriously would not stop kissing everyone. And I mean everyone. What a ho. Plain and simple.
Suffice to say it was fun. I'm currently paying the price now. It's kindo funny, I watched over everyone elses drinking and made sure they did it right so they wouldn't have a hangover (except sanguine who supposedly can't get hung over) but myself, I did everything wrong that a drinker can do. I knew for a fact I was quite dehydrated but still drank. I mixed liquor (not much though, just had a few beers). I didn't eat anything except for some chicken which I threw up. it was just wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. So now I'm pretty much throwing up every color in the rainbow.
Oh yea. And we utilized the entire rest of my phone book last night with only two or three exceptions.
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atomicant:
sorry broseph. i went with a different brand. but it is pretty kick ass, and if you ever get to portland, you can use it and point out design flaws.
nexttuesday:
I dont know...I might be too old for another one of those LOL